Amazons (1986) drunk review

I guess I'm not done doing these types of reviews.  Not yet.  Maybe not ever, unless my liver gets fucked up somehow. I'm in the mood for some 80s sword and sorcery flicks.  But not the ones that are in the top 5 that hold the highest standard for the rest.  Those would be Conan: … Continue reading Amazons (1986) drunk review

Captain Marvel (2019) non-ass pro-drunk review/rant

Feminists, you're going to fucking hate this. The whole film is designed to be a feminine knee to the groin to us men who still have a pair of balls.  From pre-production to post-production to the film's release and post-release, the cast and production company, plus various half-assed review sites, have done nothing but taunt … Continue reading Captain Marvel (2019) non-ass pro-drunk review/rant

Ghost Dad (1990), drunk review

Introduction, and go fuck yourself A couple weeks ago we were challenged by Anomalous Host to find a film for him to review.  And he suggested, which is what we kicked off November with, Frankenstein & Me; some kind of a family film about a boy who wants to bring to life his own … Continue reading Ghost Dad (1990), drunk review

In the Line of Duty IV (1989) drunk review

Post fucking-review rating: 3.5 / 5 Semi-Tangent Intro "Well wait a minute, what about 1, 2, and 3?  Aren't you going to review those?" Not right now I'm not. "Well shouldn't you watch those first?" Maybe, but I'm not going to.  I've heard from others that the first three aren't as good as this one.  … Continue reading In the Line of Duty IV (1989) drunk review

Fifty Shades Freed (2018) review (April drunken Fools edition)

Rated: Take a fucking guess. Been a while since I've done this, but it's been a regular thing with each Fifty Shades of Butt-Fucking film that's come out over the past couple years, so I mine as well as finish it all the way to the climax.  Climax, something none of these films have ever … Continue reading Fifty Shades Freed (2018) review (April drunken Fools edition)

Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review

Rated: 1/5 What you're in for. Been playing nice for too long. I need a film to piss me off. Fifty Shades Darker. Guess that means this will be darker than the last film. Kinda wish they named this Fifty Shades of Blue or something, that way it would be easier to make immature sex … Continue reading Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review

Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey

Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey