Rated: 4.5 / 5 I may have to revise my top 50 films list after this. Yet another childhood film I haven't seen in a long time, only to fall in love with it all over against after all these decades. It's been a while since I've seen a film I thought was so good … Continue reading Pinocchio (1940) review
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One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Wokeness: 1 / 5 Got the urge to rewatch this after around 15 years since the last time (man it's been so long since I've seen this movie). Pretty much because I heard about this new Cruella movie Disney is making, which I'm currently not interested in seeing, because I have … Continue reading One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) review
Mulan (2020) review, and comparison to the 1998 animated version
https://www.newdvdreleasedates.com/images/posters/large/mulan-2020-22.jpg Rated: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! https://www.yucatanalamano.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Mulan.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/aJmzCOOZYRwY0/giphy.gif Plot twist, "you" is Disney, and the "cow" is Mulan. I was so tempted to write this review the moment after I watched it. But I didn't, for a couple reasons. 1.) I wanted to rewatch the original 1998 animated version (which I did). 2.) Prioritized a board game I'm … Continue reading Mulan (2020) review, and comparison to the 1998 animated version
Song of the South (1946) non-review
Rated: 3 / 5 (calm, soft spoken, yet above a whisper) You know, I remember seeing this as a toddler, off of a VHS recording from a television broadcast, shown at a Daycare center at my school. I don't recall much of the live action bits (boring to kids like me at that age), but was … Continue reading Song of the South (1946) non-review
Captain Marvel (2019) non-ass pro-drunk review/rant
Feminists, you're going to fucking hate this. The whole film is designed to be a feminine knee to the groin to us men who still have a pair of balls. From pre-production to post-production to the film's release and post-release, the cast and production company, plus various half-assed review sites, have done nothing but taunt … Continue reading Captain Marvel (2019) non-ass pro-drunk review/rant
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 I'm not going to lie, I wasn't looking forward to seeing this. "What's that? What the hell is wrong with you!? Do you not know how to be entertained!?" you may ask/shout. To which I would reply, "You sir/madam are too easily entertained." All the positive reviews this film has been … Continue reading Thor: Ragnarok (2017) review
Star Wars: The Last Jedi review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 So I know what you're thinking. Will this review contain spoilers? You bet your ass it will. I'm gonna spoil the shit out of this movie. But before I do that, there's a few things I need to get off my chest. I'll put up a spoiler warning sign when I … Continue reading Star Wars: The Last Jedi review
Top 20 Censored Films
So this has been irritating me for a while now. Believe it or not, films do get censored in the United States of all fucking places (God forbid you happen to live in the UK or Australia). There are more instances than what is on this list, and for all I know there might be … Continue reading Top 20 Censored Films
Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
Rated: 2/5 I had to take a shit after watching this movie. That ought to let you know what my thoughts are about it if the rating wasn't enough. But first, the positives, while they still linger in my mind. The Review The scene where Beast gets the idea to show Belle the library after … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
Beauty and the Beast (1991) review
Rated: 4/5 Introduction (aka bitching about the color scheme) So to be honest, I wasn't expecting this review to take this long to make. It's a story that's worth visiting. So, as you may know, Disney has a habit of releasing their most popular films roughly every 10 years, then putting them out of circulation … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (1991) review
The Anomalous Host 
