Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review

Rated: 1/5 What you're in for. Been playing nice for too long. I need a film to piss me off. Fifty Shades Darker. Guess that means this will be darker than the last film. Kinda wish they named this Fifty Shades of Blue or something, that way it would be easier to make immature sex … Continue reading Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review

Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey

Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey