Godzilla (2014) and Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) review

Get ready everybody, because this is one of those reviews where I become completely unhinged and truly live up to my politically incorrect label.  I must bring balance to the force (and will likely do so again whenever I get around to reviewing Disney Star Wars IX: The Disney Hard-On). Rated: 3.5 / 5 I'm … Continue reading Godzilla (2014) and Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) review

In the Line of Duty IV (1989) drunk review

Post fucking-review rating: 3.5 / 5 Semi-Tangent Intro "Well wait a minute, what about 1, 2, and 3?  Aren't you going to review those?" Not right now I'm not. "Well shouldn't you watch those first?" Maybe, but I'm not going to.  I've heard from others that the first three aren't as good as this one.  … Continue reading In the Line of Duty IV (1989) drunk review