https://www.newdvdreleasedates.com/images/posters/large/mulan-2020-22.jpg Rated: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! https://www.yucatanalamano.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Mulan.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/aJmzCOOZYRwY0/giphy.gif Plot twist, "you" is Disney, and the "cow" is Mulan. I was so tempted to write this review the moment after I watched it. But I didn't, for a couple reasons. 1.) I wanted to rewatch the original 1998 animated version (which I did). 2.) Prioritized a board game I'm … Continue reading Mulan (2020) review, and comparison to the 1998 animated version
china
Godzilla (2014) and Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) review
Get ready everybody, because this is one of those reviews where I become completely unhinged and truly live up to my politically incorrect label. I must bring balance to the force (and will likely do so again whenever I get around to reviewing Disney Star Wars IX: The Disney Hard-On). Rated: 3.5 / 5 I'm … Continue reading Godzilla (2014) and Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) review
In the Line of Duty IV (1989) drunk review
Post fucking-review rating: 3.5 / 5 Semi-Tangent Intro "Well wait a minute, what about 1, 2, and 3? Aren't you going to review those?" Not right now I'm not. "Well shouldn't you watch those first?" Maybe, but I'm not going to. I've heard from others that the first three aren't as good as this one. … Continue reading In the Line of Duty IV (1989) drunk review
The Anomalous Host 
