The Last of the Mohicans (1992) review

Rated: 4 / 5 Wokeness: 1 / 5 I wish I could make a review where I go satisfactorily in-depth with discussing the themes and such, and be intelligent about drawing parallels to today's society with what this film has to offer beyond just surface level entertainment (of which there is plenty). But I don't … Continue reading The Last of the Mohicans (1992) review

Santa’s Slay (2005) review

Want a fun Christmas movie? Check this one out. You'll like it, it's about Santa Clause being evil and killing people. And Santa Clause is played by that WCW / WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg. And believe it or not, he's actually pretty good in the role. This is one of those films that's shallow. It's … Continue reading Santa’s Slay (2005) review

Cyberpunk 2077 (2020) review (in progress) part 1

Rated: >= 3 / 5 (assuming it gets properly patched) Wokeness: >= 3 / 5 Let me just state up front that I have never played any game on release day ever in my entire life. This is a first for me. And I knew this was going to be a bad idea, because 90% … Continue reading Cyberpunk 2077 (2020) review (in progress) part 1

At Play in the Fields of the Lord (1991) review

Rated: 4 / 5 Wokeness: 1 / 5 The Parable of Weeds among the Wheat24 He put before them another parable: “The kingdom of heaven may be compared to someone who sowed good seed in his field; 25 but while everybody was asleep, an enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and then went away. 26 So when the … Continue reading At Play in the Fields of the Lord (1991) review

Mass Effect 2 (2010) review

Rated: 2.5 / 5 Wokeness: 3 / 5 Review Well, I guess this review has been 3 years coming. The replay of this game was more of a struggle than I expected. Not because the game is more difficult than I remember, but because it's not as interesting as I remember. While it improves on … Continue reading Mass Effect 2 (2010) review

Elex (2017) review

https://www.gamesload.com/images/products/THQNordic/Elex_bg.jpg Rated: 4 / 5 Wokeness: 2 / 5 * Just got done doing a 50 hour spree playing a little hidden gem of an RPG called Elex, made by Piranha Bytes (guys who did the Gothic trilogy, of which only the first 2 games are good). Set in a partial sci-fi (via the Clerics … Continue reading Elex (2017) review

Highlander II: The Bullshitening (1991) review

Rated: HAHAHAH! This is a film I avoided in the past because of its reputation for how bad it was. How much it disgraced the legacy and lore of Highlander. About as badly as Disney disgraced the legacy and lore of Star Wars. About as badly as Universal Pictures and MGM and Lashana Lynch will … Continue reading Highlander II: The Bullshitening (1991) review

Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling semi-drunk review

https://thegeekiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Rocko_Poster_Dated-731x1024.jpg Rated: 2 / 5 "Rocko doesn't need to get woke. It was woke enough."Punksthetic I was going to review this along with the series on the same post. But once I heard this line: Isn't it great how some things never change? My favorite show, and my favorite friends. Right, I think I'm going … Continue reading Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling semi-drunk review