The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) and Pinocchio (1971) dual review

I couldn't... help myself. Watching the Disney film again made me curious about the other adaptations of Pinocchio. I heard the best one is this 6 episode miniseries Le avventure di Pinocchio (1972), but that's beyond my current capabilities because I don't understand Italian (and there doesn't seem to be any dubbed or subbed version … Continue reading The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) and Pinocchio (1971) dual review

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 Wokeness: 1 / 5 Got the urge to rewatch this after around 15 years since the last time (man it's been so long since I've seen this movie). Pretty much because I heard about this new Cruella movie Disney is making, which I'm currently not interested in seeing, because I have … Continue reading One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) review

Vampire’s Kiss (1988) 3rd party review

Admin Note: This review is not written by me. It is written by a user who goes by the name The Giant Claw. These are his opinions alone, and his review alone. The only thing I contributed was putting up the images, and doing some underlining and quote formatting. Enjoy an alternate opinion. The Giant … Continue reading Vampire’s Kiss (1988) 3rd party review

Sonic the Hedgehog (1996, 2020) dual film review

2020 movie rated: Fuck You / 5 Wokeness: 3 / 5 These types of films can suck my nuts. The same bullshit they pulled with Masters of the Universe, Super Mario Bros., the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, and Rocky & Bullwinkle, they now pull with this film. That whole fucking trend of taking a classic (for … Continue reading Sonic the Hedgehog (1996, 2020) dual film review

Children Who Chase Lost Voices (2011) review

Full title is Children Who Chase Lost Voices From Deep Below. Rated: 3 / 5 There are times when I end up just watching some random anime out of the blue. If I had known this was going to be one of those CG animated flicks (that pretends to be hand-drawn, and actually does a … Continue reading Children Who Chase Lost Voices (2011) review

The Last of the Mohicans (1992) review

Rated: 4 / 5 Wokeness: 1 / 5 I wish I could make a review where I go satisfactorily in-depth with discussing the themes and such, and be intelligent about drawing parallels to today's society with what this film has to offer beyond just surface level entertainment (of which there is plenty). But I don't … Continue reading The Last of the Mohicans (1992) review

Santa’s Slay (2005) review

Want a fun Christmas movie? Check this one out. You'll like it, it's about Santa Clause being evil and killing people. And Santa Clause is played by that WCW / WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg. And believe it or not, he's actually pretty good in the role. This is one of those films that's shallow. It's … Continue reading Santa’s Slay (2005) review