Rated: 2.5 / 5 Introduction So this is what I call an interrogation film. Films primarily about one, maybe two people trying to get information out of someone, and spending most of the film trying to do that. It's primarily courtroom dramas that are composed of this, with two lawyers (the prosecution and the defense) … Continue reading Closet Land (1991), and regarding interrogation films.
Rated: 3 / 5 (maybe 3.5 if I was feeling generous) "West of Arkham the hills rise wild, and there are valleys with deep woods that no axe has ever cut. There are dark narrow glens where the trees slope fantastically, and where thin brooklets trickle without ever having caught the glint of sunlight. When … Continue reading The Color out of Space (2019) review
Rated: 4 / 5 "I've a feeling this is going to be Godzilla's last fight." -- Miki This is it folks. The final film in the Heisei era Godzilla films. And it's currently my favorite Godzilla film ever. Yep, even compared to the original. That being said, my taste in films is a bit simplistic … Continue reading Godzilla vs. Destroyah (1995)
Rated: 3 / 5 Ok, so this film grew on me after previous viewings. This is one of the few emotionally charged Godzilla films out there, though you wouldn't know it until the last quarter of the movie. And yes, the emotional factor of baby Godzilla with adult Godzilla got to me a bit on … Continue reading Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993) and Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla (1994) dual review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 So first it starts off as a rip off of the run out of the temple at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark, then as a rip off of the bridge scene from Temple of Doom. I was expecting an invisible bridge to come up at some point, but … Continue reading Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
I spent 30 fucking dollars on this trash! What the fuck!? Rated: 1.5 / 5 What you would like to do in an ideal setting is to take the most realistic objective standards of masculine and female beauty and apply them to the videogame. You don't want realistic portrayals in that sense because you're actually … Continue reading Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014) review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 The movie begins 1000 days after the events of the previous film (if you don't count the "future" scene). A UFO appears, and Miki (the psychic from the previous film who helped stop Godzilla at one point) helps analyze it by bringing up satellite images to top officials. I know she … Continue reading Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991) review