Rated: Take a fucking guess. Been a while since I've done this, but it's been a regular thing with each Fifty Shades of Butt-Fucking film that's come out over the past couple years, so I mine as well as finish it all the way to the climax. Climax, something none of these films have ever … Continue reading Fifty Shades Freed (2018) review (April drunken Fools edition)
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Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review
Rated: 1/5 What you're in for. Been playing nice for too long. I need a film to piss me off. Fifty Shades Darker. Guess that means this will be darker than the last film. Kinda wish they named this Fifty Shades of Blue or something, that way it would be easier to make immature sex … Continue reading Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review
Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
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