Fifty Shades Freed (2018) review (April drunken Fools edition)

Rated: Take a fucking guess. Been a while since I've done this, but it's been a regular thing with each Fifty Shades of Butt-Fucking film that's come out over the past couple years, so I mine as well as finish it all the way to the climax.  Climax, something none of these films have ever … Continue reading Fifty Shades Freed (2018) review (April drunken Fools edition)

Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey

Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey