Casper (1995) review

November 16, 2019November 16, 2019 The Anomalous Host Film Reviews 1995, bill pullman, casper, christina ricci, film, movie, review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 What's it like to die? Like... being born, only backwards. I actually liked this mid-90s kid flick. Not something you're going to hear me say too often, because aside from the animated Disney flicks, 9 times out of 10, 90s kid films sucked ass. The 3 Ninja movies sucked ass (though … Continue reading Casper (1995) review

Hey Arnold! (1996-2017) series and movie review

November 13, 2019November 14, 2019 The Anomalous Host Film Reviews, Series hey arnold, movie, nickelodeon, review, Series

Series: 3.5 / 5 The Jungle Movie: 2 / 5 So let me get this out of the way, I've already reviewed the first Arnold movie. So I won't be covering that too heavily here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWviLPQ-snU The series itself, it's still good to this day. Episodic, without much need to watch the show in any … Continue reading Hey Arnold! (1996-2017) series and movie review

Angel Heart review

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019 The Anomalous Host Film Reviews alan parker, analysis, angel heart, film, mickey rourke, movie, review, robert deniro, tristar

Rated: 4/5 WARNING: The analysis I do for this film makes spoilers inevitable. Watch this film one time through before reading this review. Or don't and just read this review first, I don't really give a shit. The important thing is that I gave you a spoiler warning so that you have no one to … Continue reading Angel Heart review

Joker (2019) review

October 7, 2019October 7, 2019 The Anomalous Host Film Reviews 2019, clown world, dc, film, joaquin Phoenix, joker, movie, review, todd phillips

Rated: 3.5 / 5 (might go up on a rewatch) Look at this as a way to sneak a real movie in the studio system under the guise of a comic book film. -- Todd Phillips, director of Joker So this isn't going to be a review so much as just thoughts that spur to … Continue reading Joker (2019) review

Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review

September 20, 2019September 20, 2019 The Anomalous Host Film Reviews 2019, american, film, maxican, mexico, movie, racist, rambo, review, sylvester stallone, xenophobic

Rated: 3.5 / 5 There will be spoilers in this review. So if you haven't seen the movie yet, you have been warned. That being said, I'll be making up some bullshit so that you can't tell when I'm being serious and honest as opposed to sarcastic and busting your balls. So two Mexicans walk … Continue reading Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review

The Shining (1980) review and analysis

September 5, 2019September 12, 2019 The Anomalous Host Film Reviews 1980, analysis, danny lloyd, film, history, jack nicholson, movie, review, shelly duvall, stanley kubrick

Rated: 4.5 / 5 "I'm sorry to differ with you sir. But *you* are the Caretaker. You have *always* been the Caretaker. I should know sir, I have *always* been here." A lot of people tend to think of this film as a horror movie, or at the very least a thriller. About a family … Continue reading The Shining (1980) review and analysis

Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review

August 21, 2019August 21, 2019 The Anomalous Host Film Reviews adaptation, christoph waltz, film, movie, review, robert rodriguez, rosa salazar

Rated: 2.5 / 5 So when this first came out, there were some mixed reactions to it. Then Captain Marvel came out, and a lot of people were like, "See Alita instead, it's way better." Then it went from that to, "Alita is the best female action movie of the year!" Like Captain Marvel was … Continue reading Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review