Casper (1995) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 What's it like to die? Like... being born, only backwards. I actually liked this mid-90s kid flick.  Not something you're going to hear me say too often, because aside from the animated Disney flicks, 9 times out of 10, 90s kid films sucked ass.  The 3 Ninja movies sucked ass (though … Continue reading Casper (1995) review

Hey Arnold! (1996-2017) series and movie review

Series: 3.5 / 5 The Jungle Movie: 2 / 5 So let me get this out of the way, I've already reviewed the first Arnold movie.  So I won't be covering that too heavily here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWviLPQ-snU The series itself, it's still good to this day.  Episodic, without much need to watch the show in any … Continue reading Hey Arnold! (1996-2017) series and movie review

Angel Heart review

Rated: 4/5 WARNING: The analysis I do for this film makes spoilers inevitable. Watch this film one time through before reading this review. Or don't and just read this review first, I don't really give a shit. The important thing is that I gave you a spoiler warning so that you have no one to … Continue reading Angel Heart review

Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 There will be spoilers in this review.  So if you haven't seen the movie yet, you have been warned.  That being said, I'll be making up some bullshit so that you can't tell when I'm being serious and honest as opposed to sarcastic and busting your balls. So two Mexicans walk … Continue reading Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review

The Shining (1980) review and analysis

Rated: 4.5 / 5 "I'm sorry to differ with you sir. But *you* are the Caretaker. You have *always* been the Caretaker. I should know sir, I have *always* been here." A lot of people tend to think of this film as a horror movie, or at the very least a thriller.  About a family … Continue reading The Shining (1980) review and analysis

Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review

Rated: 2.5 / 5 So when this first came out, there were some mixed reactions to it. Then Captain Marvel came out, and a lot of people were like, "See Alita instead, it's way better." Then it went from that to, "Alita is the best female action movie of the year!" Like Captain Marvel was … Continue reading Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review