Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 There will be spoilers in this review.  So if you haven't seen the movie yet, you have been warned.  That being said, I'll be making up some bullshit so that you can't tell when I'm being serious and honest as opposed to sarcastic and busting your balls. So two Mexicans walk … Continue reading Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review

The Shining (1980) review and analysis

Rated: 4.5 / 5 "I'm sorry to differ with you sir. But *you* are the Caretaker. You have *always* been the Caretaker. I should know sir, I have *always* been here." A lot of people tend to think of this film as a horror movie, or at the very least a thriller.  About a family … Continue reading The Shining (1980) review and analysis

Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review

Rated: 2.5 / 5 So when this first came out, there were some mixed reactions to it. Then Captain Marvel came out, and a lot of people were like, "See Alita instead, it's way better." Then it went from that to, "Alita is the best female action movie of the year!" Like Captain Marvel was … Continue reading Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review

Song of the South (1946) non-review

Rated: 3 / 5 (calm, soft spoken, yet above a whisper) You know, I remember seeing this as a toddler, off of a VHS recording from a television broadcast, shown at a Daycare center at my school. I don't recall much of the live action bits (boring to kids like me at that age), but was … Continue reading Song of the South (1946) non-review

The Time Machine (1960 vs. 2002) review and comparison

1960 rated: 3.5 / 5 2002 rated: 2.5 / 5 So having rewatched this film and the 2002 remake, I figured now would be a good time to compare the two (ie state why this film is better than the remake). So first of all, right from the get-go, the protagonists have completely different motivations … Continue reading The Time Machine (1960 vs. 2002) review and comparison

Schindler’s List (1993) review

Rated: 2 / 5 Rather than telling a story with universal meaning, however, Spielberg has instead made what can only be called a "Jewish" film; that is, a film by Jews, about Jews, and for Jews to use against non-Jews. -- Greg Raven "It's human nature.  'We'll do this to avoid that.'" "That's what they … Continue reading Schindler’s List (1993) review