Rated: 3 / 5 A while back, I went hard on those 50 Shades films (first, second, and third) in a series of drunk reviews (I couldn't get through those films sober). I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but I was too easy on those movies. Because I'm ashamed to admit that I … Continue reading Secretary (2002) review
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Anomalous Host’s Personal Top 15 Favorite Comedies
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to make a list for this genre. Comedy is the one thing in all film that is more subjective than everything else. Anyone can enjoy a good physical stunt, or a good moment of acting, and admire a well-written screenplay put to film, plus the cinematography. But … Continue reading Anomalous Host’s Personal Top 15 Favorite Comedies
Matilda (1996) review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC_YMvYZyI One of those films … Continue reading Matilda (1996) review
Santa’s Slay (2005) review
Want a fun Christmas movie? Check this one out. You'll like it, it's about Santa Clause being evil and killing people. And Santa Clause is played by that WCW / WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg. And believe it or not, he's actually pretty good in the role. This is one of those films that's shallow. It's … Continue reading Santa’s Slay (2005) review
Home Alone review
Rated 4 / 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4UwdlWozBw The film starts off with an eerie title sequence, beginning with a full moon with some dark clouds around it, which disappears as a lone blue 2D drawn house comes into view along with the title words "Home Alone," as the single window of the house lights up. It emanates … Continue reading Home Alone review
Ghost Dad (1990), drunk review
Introduction, and go fuck yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgD6zNEyo1Q A couple weeks ago we were challenged by Anomalous Host to find a film for him to review. And he suggested, which is what we kicked off November with, Frankenstein & Me; some kind of a family film about a boy who wants to bring to life his own … Continue reading Ghost Dad (1990), drunk review
Destination Wedding (2018) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjXQzRWmb_I So I've been curious to see this movie after watching the trailer. The trailer actually made me laugh, plus I was curious to see how Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves would work together again, considering how long it's been since Bram Stoker's (or Francis Ford Coppola's) Dracula. Unlike that time, … Continue reading Destination Wedding (2018) review
The Voices (2015) review
Rated: 3 / 5 "Being alone in the world is the root of all suffering." Warning, this is one of those movies you should see before reading this spoiler-filled review. So if you haven't seen it yet, I would strongly advise watching it before reading this review. I watched this film 3 times. The first … Continue reading The Voices (2015) review
Ladybugs (and a bonus mini) review
90s rated: 2.5/5 2017 rated: 3.5/5 So my initial interest in this film drew from information I had gathered that this is one of Rodney Dangerfield's best films, the others being Easy Money and Back to School. But when the film got going, all of a sudden I found another reason to get into it. … Continue reading Ladybugs (and a bonus mini) review
Mermaids (1990) review
Rated: 3/5 "Sometimes I feel like you're the child and I'm the grown up." "You know, sometimes being a mother really stinks. I don't always know what I'm doing. It's not like you and your sister came with a book of instructions. You know, if I can help you, tell me. I'll give it my … Continue reading Mermaids (1990) review
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