Get ready everybody, because this is one of those reviews where I become completely unhinged and truly live up to my politically incorrect label. I must bring balance to the force (and will likely do so again whenever I get around to reviewing Disney Star Wars IX: The Disney Hard-On). Rated: 3.5 / 5 I'm … Continue reading Godzilla (2014) and Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) review
2019
Joker (2019) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 (might go up on a rewatch) Look at this as a way to sneak a real movie in the studio system under the guise of a comic book film. -- Todd Phillips, director of Joker So this isn't going to be a review so much as just thoughts that spur to … Continue reading Joker (2019) review
RE:Critical Drinker’s “Rambo: Last Blood – A Total Disappointment” video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LKaBY222KQ Ok Critical Drinker. It's time for another drunk reviewer to show how you done fucked up with your critique of this film. First off, Rambo IV is a bit overrated. Sure, the finale is great stuff, but the story really isn't much better than what they came up with for Rambo V. It's just … Continue reading RE:Critical Drinker’s “Rambo: Last Blood – A Total Disappointment” video
Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 There will be spoilers in this review. So if you haven't seen the movie yet, you have been warned. That being said, I'll be making up some bullshit so that you can't tell when I'm being serious and honest as opposed to sarcastic and busting your balls. So two Mexicans walk … Continue reading Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review
American Deep State (2019) review
So I received a message from The Strasson Group to watch an early screening of and review their film American Deep State: The Movie. A documentary about the Deep State and its war on Trump since the 2016 election, and up to when the film was released. Well, this might not be the review they … Continue reading American Deep State (2019) review
John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019) review
If you want peace, prepare for war. Rated: 4 / 5 So I'm sitting in the theater, and watching all the trailer for the upcoming films this year. And I felt nothing. Felt no anger at all the PC feminist SJW NPC moments in practically all upcoming films. I'm burned out from being angry. I'm … Continue reading John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019) review
Thoughts on Game of Thrones: Season 8: Episode 1 (they’re not good)
I suspected they were going to drop the ball with this season, especially after seeing how season 7 went. Season 6 made me think, "Oh, maybe there is a chance they could do well even after going beyond the books that George Martin will probably never finish, because he didn't have a clear ending in … Continue reading Thoughts on Game of Thrones: Season 8: Episode 1 (they’re not good)
Shazam! (2019) and Venom (2018) review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 There is one vice of which no man in the world is free; which every one in the world loathes when he sees it in someone else; and of which hardly any people [...] ever imagine that they are guilty themselves. I have heard people admit that they are bad-tempered, or … Continue reading Shazam! (2019) and Venom (2018) review
Unplanned (2019) review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 “Most Americans believe Hollywood’s God is money. No. Their God is a liberal agenda that they serve without fail. And we are anathema to that.” -- Cary Solomon, one of the directors and screenwriters for the film You know, I tend to get sick of the fact that the only films … Continue reading Unplanned (2019) review
Captain Marvel (2019) non-ass pro-drunk review/rant
Feminists, you're going to fucking hate this. The whole film is designed to be a feminine knee to the groin to us men who still have a pair of balls. From pre-production to post-production to the film's release and post-release, the cast and production company, plus various half-assed review sites, have done nothing but taunt … Continue reading Captain Marvel (2019) non-ass pro-drunk review/rant
The Anomalous Host 