Rated: 4/5 Introduction (aka bitching about the color scheme) So to be honest, I wasn't expecting this review to take this long to make. It's a story that's worth visiting. So, as you may know, Disney has a habit of releasing their most popular films roughly every 10 years, then putting them out of circulation … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (1991) review
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Power Rangers review
Rated: 2/5 "This Krispy Kreme, is the source of life." So that's not exactly how the quote goes, but it's pretty frikkin' close. This movie makes every opportunity it can to reference Krispy Kreme Donuts. Well if they're going to go that hard with in-movie advertising, then I'm going to do some in-review advertising. Minds.com, … Continue reading Power Rangers review
Might Morphin Power Rangers review
Rated: 3/5 I know what you're thinking. "Why don't you review the new Power Rangers movie?" Because fuck you, that's why! I don't wanna watch it! It looks like it's going to be terrible! ... Ugh, fine, I'll eventually get around to it, but not before revisiting this movie from my past. So I must … Continue reading Might Morphin Power Rangers review
King Kong Escapes review
Rated: 2/5 Just a mini-review this time. Been doing more hobby-time programming than watching films, and trying to finish playing GTA V so I can write a review for it, but Rockstar Games is filled with a bunch of cocksuckers who try to impede anyone from finishing the game if they either don't have a … Continue reading King Kong Escapes review
Kong: Skull Island review
aka: prequel to King Kong vs. Godzilla
The Red Pill review
Gender equality vs. gender superiority.
Logan review
Rated: 3/5 So, Hugh Jackman is finally retiring his character and giving it one last run in one final movie. How did the film fare? Well I guess the rating above oughta give you a hint. First let me briefly mention what my thoughts are with the other X-Men films. Origins < X1 < X3 … Continue reading Logan review
Get Out review
Rated: 3/5 I heard good things about this, being a horror movie and all. And I tend to be very skeptical of horror films, because most of them suck. As it turns out, this did nothing to surprise me in that regard, because I don't think of this as a horror film. It's a suspense/thriller, … Continue reading Get Out review
Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
“Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Trump vs. Truth” 2-12-2017 critique
Mr. British Left "Because Time Warner Pays the Bills" Winger is back. And as spiteful of Trump as ever. Time to critique. And don't worry, I don't plan on making a weekly thing of this. I'm planning on making stuff like this just a once in a blue moon deal, because politics is stressful and … Continue reading “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Trump vs. Truth” 2-12-2017 critique
The Anomalous Host 