Rated: 3/5 I know what you're thinking. "Why don't you review the new Power Rangers movie?" Because fuck you, that's why! I don't wanna watch it! It looks like it's going to be terrible! ... Ugh, fine, I'll eventually get around to it, but not before revisiting this movie from my past. So I must … Continue reading Might Morphin Power Rangers review
Films
King Kong Escapes review
Rated: 2/5 Just a mini-review this time. Been doing more hobby-time programming than watching films, and trying to finish playing GTA V so I can write a review for it, but Rockstar Games is filled with a bunch of cocksuckers who try to impede anyone from finishing the game if they either don't have a … Continue reading King Kong Escapes review
Kong: Skull Island review
aka: prequel to King Kong vs. Godzilla
The Red Pill review
Gender equality vs. gender superiority.
Logan review
Rated: 3/5 So, Hugh Jackman is finally retiring his character and giving it one last run in one final movie. How did the film fare? Well I guess the rating above oughta give you a hint. First let me briefly mention what my thoughts are with the other X-Men films. Origins < X1 < X3 … Continue reading Logan review
Get Out review
Rated: 3/5 I heard good things about this, being a horror movie and all. And I tend to be very skeptical of horror films, because most of them suck. As it turns out, this did nothing to surprise me in that regard, because I don't think of this as a horror film. It's a suspense/thriller, … Continue reading Get Out review
Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
“Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Trump vs. Truth” 2-12-2017 critique
Mr. British Left "Because Time Warner Pays the Bills" Winger is back. And as spiteful of Trump as ever. Time to critique. And don't worry, I don't plan on making a weekly thing of this. I'm planning on making stuff like this just a once in a blue moon deal, because politics is stressful and … Continue reading “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Trump vs. Truth” 2-12-2017 critique
John Wick: Chapter 2 review
Rated: 3/5 Mind is feeling a bit fried after this one. So much action, so much shooting, all at a frenetic pace that doesn't let up. That's both a pro and a con. I do believe there is such a thing as too much action in a film. And I know I'm not the only … Continue reading John Wick: Chapter 2 review
Miss Sloane and The Brave One review
Rated: 2/5 I must confess, I had a bit of a special reason for wanting to watch this particular movie. I initially learned about it not via trailer, but via Steven Crowder. But then I did eventually watch the trailer. So, plot synopsis. The film is about a woman named Miss Sloan who is very … Continue reading Miss Sloane and The Brave One review
The Anomalous Host 