Ignore the incorrect release date. Rated: 3.5 / 5 Wokeness: 2.5 / 5 I thought it would be another 5-8 years before films of this quality started coming out again. Films with honest-to-God effort behind them. Sure that effort isn't seen in the story or character department, at least beyond my standards of B-movie fare; … Continue reading Top Gun: Maverick (2022) thoughts
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The Hunted (2003) review
The tagline is hilarious, because the alternate one is, "Some men should not be found." But it could be worse, like, "If you're it... you're dead!" Rated: 3.5 / 5 One of the most underrated movies out there. I honestly don't get the hate people have for this. The hatred isn't because the camerawork is … Continue reading The Hunted (2003) review
James Bond films ranked worst to best
I'm not listing No Time to Die. Fuck that movie and the people who made it. It killed the Bond franchise. People can say what they want about how well-made it is objectively speaking, with the acting, action scenes, whatever else. But it did things that shouldn't be done in the 007 franchise. And considering … Continue reading James Bond films ranked worst to best
Brawl in Cell Block 99 review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Skip-able Intro So you remember when I said, "my next review is going to be on a very controversial film that you’ve probably never heard of that you’ll likely only be able to see on a porn site"? Well, guess I lied. I'm putting that on hold for a review or … Continue reading Brawl in Cell Block 99 review
Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
Rated: 2/5 I had to take a shit after watching this movie. That ought to let you know what my thoughts are about it if the rating wasn't enough. But first, the positives, while they still linger in my mind. The Review The scene where Beast gets the idea to show Belle the library after … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
The Anomalous Host 