Rated: 1/5 What you're in for. Been playing nice for too long. I need a film to piss me off. Fifty Shades Darker. Guess that means this will be darker than the last film. Kinda wish they named this Fifty Shades of Blue or something, that way it would be easier to make immature sex … Continue reading Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review
Film Reviews
Reviews of films.
Thelma & Louise review and the feminism contrast
Rated: 3/5 Overlong Intro Man, the trailer for this film. Talk about false-advertising as to what the film really is. Seriously, if you saw the film and haven't seen the trailer, watch the trailer: It plays it out like it's a typical road comedy, trying to hide how serious it gets. That's like if someone … Continue reading Thelma & Louise review and the feminism contrast
The Dark Crystal review
Rated: 5/5 Some of you may be wondering what my favorite movie of all time is, or if I even have a favorite film. Well I do have a favorite film, and this is it. It beats all the other films I have seen so far in my life, by a mile. Most, if not … Continue reading The Dark Crystal review
The Maltese Falcon (1941) review
Rated: 4/5 "If you lose a son it's possible to get another. There is only one Maltese Falcon." I'll tell you what, you're engagement level better be 5/5 with this movie, or you're going to miss plot details so important that you will probably get lost with the story. Not since Bullitt, Miller's Crossing, or Inception … Continue reading The Maltese Falcon (1941) review
Ghostbusters (2016) review
Rated: 1/5 NOTE: This is an older review I made a while back that I just never bothered to post on this website until now. Just in case some of the references seem dated. Review (aka Bitching and Moaning) I was ready to write a scathing review of this movie, a scathing review full of … Continue reading Ghostbusters (2016) review
Ghost in the Shell (1995) analysis.
"There are countless ingredients that make up the human body and mind, like all the components that make up me as an individual with my own personality. Sure I have a face and voice to distinguish myself from others, but my thoughts and memories are unique only to me, and I carry a sense of … Continue reading Ghost in the Shell (1995) analysis.
Ghost in the Shell (2017) review
Rated: 2/5 Introduction The first half, minus a few minor quibbles (like the hacking into the mind sequence, which is laughable in it's execution), was actually solid. Fantastic cinematography, great special effects, tremendous atmosphere (even though I think they overdid it with the holograms around the city), and it's refreshing to experience a film that … Continue reading Ghost in the Shell (2017) review
Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
Rated: 2/5 I had to take a shit after watching this movie. That ought to let you know what my thoughts are about it if the rating wasn't enough. But first, the positives, while they still linger in my mind. The Review The scene where Beast gets the idea to show Belle the library after … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
Beauty and the Beast (1991) review
Rated: 4/5 Introduction (aka bitching about the color scheme) So to be honest, I wasn't expecting this review to take this long to make. It's a story that's worth visiting. So, as you may know, Disney has a habit of releasing their most popular films roughly every 10 years, then putting them out of circulation … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (1991) review
Power Rangers review
Rated: 2/5 "This Krispy Kreme, is the source of life." So that's not exactly how the quote goes, but it's pretty frikkin' close. This movie makes every opportunity it can to reference Krispy Kreme Donuts. Well if they're going to go that hard with in-movie advertising, then I'm going to do some in-review advertising. Minds.com, … Continue reading Power Rangers review
The Anomalous Host 