Metroid 1-4 (1987-2002; 2004; 2016) game series review

So I've played the original Metroid games.  Can't say I've finished all of them, just the 3rd (Super Metroid) and 4th (Metroid Fusion). "Then how the hell do you expect to review these games reliably?  What the hell!?  Are you turning into one of those half-a-fag game journalists who bitch about games being too difficult … Continue reading Metroid 1-4 (1987-2002; 2004; 2016) game series review

Dredd (2012) review

Rated: 4/5 Intro Hey everyone (anyone) who follows this blog.  Been a small while since I've posted.  Well, some house remodeling has been going on, on top of my part time job temporarily becoming a full-time job.  Haven't had much free time to get a hold of a movie that is worth reviewing in length.  … Continue reading Dredd (2012) review

Ghost in the Shell (2017) review

Rated: 2/5 Introduction The first half, minus a few minor quibbles (like the hacking into the mind sequence, which is laughable in it's execution), was actually solid. Fantastic cinematography, great special effects, tremendous atmosphere (even though I think they overdid it with the holograms around the city), and it's refreshing to experience a film that … Continue reading Ghost in the Shell (2017) review

The Magnificent Seven (2016) Review

Nah, I'm just screwin' with yah. Bet you didn't know a 1998 version existed did ya? Here's the actual poster for the movie I'm reviewing. Rating: 3/5 Still not a big fan of posters that just show cast members (usually their faces, sometimes full body if you're lucky), and this seems to be a decent … Continue reading The Magnificent Seven (2016) Review