Sonic the Hedgehog (1996, 2020) dual film review

2020 movie rated: Fuck You / 5 Wokeness: 3 / 5 These types of films can suck my nuts. The same bullshit they pulled with Masters of the Universe, Super Mario Bros., the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, and Rocky & Bullwinkle, they now pull with this film. That whole fucking trend of taking a classic (for … Continue reading Sonic the Hedgehog (1996, 2020) dual film review

Children Who Chase Lost Voices (2011) review

Full title is Children Who Chase Lost Voices From Deep Below. Rated: 3 / 5 There are times when I end up just watching some random anime out of the blue. If I had known this was going to be one of those CG animated flicks (that pretends to be hand-drawn, and actually does a … Continue reading Children Who Chase Lost Voices (2011) review

Lensman: Secret of the Lens (1984) review

https://visocki.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/lensman_h.jpg Rated: 3 / 5 So Lensman has a very fascinating history to it that, in all honesty, is more interesting than the film itself. The film is based on a book series written from the 1930s and 1950s, which in turn inspired the Star Wars films, which in turn inspired this anime film that … Continue reading Lensman: Secret of the Lens (1984) review

Space Adventure Cobra (1982-1983) anime series review

http://mistakesofyouth.com/images/cobra_poster.jpg Rated: 3 / 5 https://hamgear.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/nc-17.jpg So I got interested in seeing this after someone tweeted about how awesome that Sylvester Stalone movie Cobra is, and someone else tweeted how this is the other awesome Cobra. The cover they showed of the series was of the later OVA series, with this blonde aryan guy and … Continue reading Space Adventure Cobra (1982-1983) anime series review

Half-Drunk review of The Most Fucked Up Kid Flick Ever Made

So I'm reasonably blasted right now.  Pretty sure I'd send my liver into a seizure if I drank anymore booze. ... Oh, who am I kidding?  I could probably gulp down a few more shots and just be fucking dandy.  I just re-experienced a fucked up kid flick from my childhood.  Back in the early … Continue reading Half-Drunk review of The Most Fucked Up Kid Flick Ever Made

Cowboy Bebop series (1998) and movie (2001) review

The bounty hunters, who are gathering in the spaceship "BEBOP", will play freely without fear of risky things. They must create new dreams and films by breaking traditional styles. The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called... COWBOY BEBOP Series Rating: 5 / 5 Cowboy Bebop. Probably the first major anime I … Continue reading Cowboy Bebop series (1998) and movie (2001) review

Metropolis (2001)

(I can't stop loving you.) I've made up my mind, to live in memory of the lonesome times. (I can't stop wanting you.) It's useless to say. So I'll just live my life of dreams of yesterday. -- Ray Charles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QWeG_JA4tA&feature=youtu.be Rated: 3 / 5 This film has an interesting way with music, and it … Continue reading Metropolis (2001)

Golgo 13: The Professional review

Rated: 3.5/5 "Yes, if only I were like you, devoid of human sentiment." Now this!  This is how you do a movie about an assassin! A heartless, emotionless, cold-blooded killer with no sympathy and feels no compassion for anyone, and only speaks when necessary. It's all about the job and finishing it. None of that, … Continue reading Golgo 13: The Professional review