Rated: 3/5 Introduction Warning, I go off on a tangent right off the bat. Finally got to see a new movie. Granted, it wasn't on opening weekend, but hey, I've seen it now. And it's basically what I expected. Just like Captain America: The First Avenger, just like Iron Man, just like The Incredible Hulk, … Continue reading Wonder Woman (2017) review
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Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review
Rated: 1/5 What you're in for. Been playing nice for too long. I need a film to piss me off. Fifty Shades Darker. Guess that means this will be darker than the last film. Kinda wish they named this Fifty Shades of Blue or something, that way it would be easier to make immature sex … Continue reading Fifty Shades Darker, a drunk review
Thelma & Louise review and the feminism contrast
Rated: 3/5 Overlong Intro Man, the trailer for this film. Talk about false-advertising as to what the film really is. Seriously, if you saw the film and haven't seen the trailer, watch the trailer: It plays it out like it's a typical road comedy, trying to hide how serious it gets. That's like if someone … Continue reading Thelma & Louise review and the feminism contrast
The Dark Crystal review
Rated: 5/5 Some of you may be wondering what my favorite movie of all time is, or if I even have a favorite film. Well I do have a favorite film, and this is it. It beats all the other films I have seen so far in my life, by a mile. Most, if not … Continue reading The Dark Crystal review
Barbarossa review
Rated: 3/5 Introduction (ie addressing some criticisms of the game) So there are 2 versions of this game. One is the version which has anime chicks in scantily clad outfits doing some implied and ridiculous sexual gesture. The other version is a more historical version with black and white WWII photos. Regarding the latter, where's … Continue reading Barbarossa review
The Maltese Falcon (1941) review
Rated: 4/5 "If you lose a son it's possible to get another. There is only one Maltese Falcon." I'll tell you what, you're engagement level better be 5/5 with this movie, or you're going to miss plot details so important that you will probably get lost with the story. Not since Bullitt, Miller's Crossing, or Inception … Continue reading The Maltese Falcon (1941) review
Ghostbusters (2016) review
Rated: 1/5 NOTE: This is an older review I made a while back that I just never bothered to post on this website until now. Just in case some of the references seem dated. Review (aka Bitching and Moaning) I was ready to write a scathing review of this movie, a scathing review full of … Continue reading Ghostbusters (2016) review
Grand Theft Auto V review
Rated: 4/5* * = with some caveats and warnings that must be brought up So, first confession, I initially played this a few years ago on the PS3. At the time, I thought it was the best GTA game ever made. Granted, one could think that with any newly released GTA game, but I thought … Continue reading Grand Theft Auto V review
Ghost in the Shell (1995) analysis.
"There are countless ingredients that make up the human body and mind, like all the components that make up me as an individual with my own personality. Sure I have a face and voice to distinguish myself from others, but my thoughts and memories are unique only to me, and I carry a sense of … Continue reading Ghost in the Shell (1995) analysis.
Ghost in the Shell (2017) review
Rated: 2/5 Introduction The first half, minus a few minor quibbles (like the hacking into the mind sequence, which is laughable in it's execution), was actually solid. Fantastic cinematography, great special effects, tremendous atmosphere (even though I think they overdid it with the holograms around the city), and it's refreshing to experience a film that … Continue reading Ghost in the Shell (2017) review
The Anomalous Host 