Rated: 1/5 NOTE: This is an older review I made a while back that I just never bothered to post on this website until now. Just in case some of the references seem dated. Review (aka Bitching and Moaning) I was ready to write a scathing review of this movie, a scathing review full of … Continue reading Ghostbusters (2016) review
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Ghost in the Shell (1995) analysis.
"There are countless ingredients that make up the human body and mind, like all the components that make up me as an individual with my own personality. Sure I have a face and voice to distinguish myself from others, but my thoughts and memories are unique only to me, and I carry a sense of … Continue reading Ghost in the Shell (1995) analysis.
Ghost in the Shell (2017) review
Rated: 2/5 Introduction The first half, minus a few minor quibbles (like the hacking into the mind sequence, which is laughable in it's execution), was actually solid. Fantastic cinematography, great special effects, tremendous atmosphere (even though I think they overdid it with the holograms around the city), and it's refreshing to experience a film that … Continue reading Ghost in the Shell (2017) review
Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
Rated: 2/5 I had to take a shit after watching this movie. That ought to let you know what my thoughts are about it if the rating wasn't enough. But first, the positives, while they still linger in my mind. The Review The scene where Beast gets the idea to show Belle the library after … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
Beauty and the Beast (1991) review
Rated: 4/5 Introduction (aka bitching about the color scheme) So to be honest, I wasn't expecting this review to take this long to make. It's a story that's worth visiting. So, as you may know, Disney has a habit of releasing their most popular films roughly every 10 years, then putting them out of circulation … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (1991) review
Power Rangers review
Rated: 2/5 "This Krispy Kreme, is the source of life." So that's not exactly how the quote goes, but it's pretty frikkin' close. This movie makes every opportunity it can to reference Krispy Kreme Donuts. Well if they're going to go that hard with in-movie advertising, then I'm going to do some in-review advertising. Minds.com, … Continue reading Power Rangers review
Might Morphin Power Rangers review
Rated: 3/5 I know what you're thinking. "Why don't you review the new Power Rangers movie?" Because fuck you, that's why! I don't wanna watch it! It looks like it's going to be terrible! ... Ugh, fine, I'll eventually get around to it, but not before revisiting this movie from my past. So I must … Continue reading Might Morphin Power Rangers review
King Kong Escapes review
Rated: 2/5 Just a mini-review this time. Been doing more hobby-time programming than watching films, and trying to finish playing GTA V so I can write a review for it, but Rockstar Games is filled with a bunch of cocksuckers who try to impede anyone from finishing the game if they either don't have a … Continue reading King Kong Escapes review
Kong: Skull Island review
aka: prequel to King Kong vs. Godzilla
The Red Pill review
Gender equality vs. gender superiority.
The Anomalous Host 