Rated: 3/5 So I played the SNES version, without the SNES, because I like being able to save when I want where I want. Anyway, the game is highly regarded as a classic and as one of the greatest JRPGs of all time. When I first started playing it, I had to agree. Mainly because … Continue reading Secret of Mana review
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Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
“Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Trump vs. Truth” 2-12-2017 critique
Mr. British Left "Because Time Warner Pays the Bills" Winger is back. And as spiteful of Trump as ever. Time to critique. And don't worry, I don't plan on making a weekly thing of this. I'm planning on making stuff like this just a once in a blue moon deal, because politics is stressful and … Continue reading “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Trump vs. Truth” 2-12-2017 critique
John Wick: Chapter 2 review
Rated: 3/5 Mind is feeling a bit fried after this one. So much action, so much shooting, all at a frenetic pace that doesn't let up. That's both a pro and a con. I do believe there is such a thing as too much action in a film. And I know I'm not the only … Continue reading John Wick: Chapter 2 review
Miss Sloane and The Brave One review
Rated: 2/5 I must confess, I had a bit of a special reason for wanting to watch this particular movie. I initially learned about it not via trailer, but via Steven Crowder. But then I did eventually watch the trailer. So, plot synopsis. The film is about a woman named Miss Sloan who is very … Continue reading Miss Sloane and The Brave One review
Patriots Day review
Rated: 4/5 Decided to spend the Trump inauguration watching this film. Easier said than done apparently, since a lot of other people thought to do the same, making the film sold out for the first showing of the day. Forcing me to get tickets to the next showing, which was more expensive. Hope you readers … Continue reading Patriots Day review
American Pie and The Killing Joke; dual R-rated reviews
Been a while. I've been pre-occupied with developing a fan-made expansion for an old board game from the late 70s, and still am. I'll eventually get around to posting more on that topic when it's closer to being finished. But anyway, reviews for some films that aren't in theaters. The first review is going to … Continue reading American Pie and The Killing Joke; dual R-rated reviews
Star Wars: Rogue One review and comparison to The Force Awakens
Rogue One Rated: 4/5 Rebellions are built on hope. So, after seeing that optimistic upbeat Rogue One image above, let's talk about The Force Awakens. That movie, honestly, wasn't as great as people are making it out to be. They're just excited that it's made better than at least two of the films in the … Continue reading Star Wars: Rogue One review and comparison to The Force Awakens
Hearthstone Review
http://wallup.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hearthstone-heroes-of-warcraft-login-screen.jpg Rated: 1/5 I would talk about Star Wars: Rogue One after watching it, but I want to collect my thoughts and not give a review that is based on pure emotion. So instead I'm going to talk about Hearthstone, using pure emotion. https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-31194a.png This game is evil! Pure fucking evil! You know how people … Continue reading Hearthstone Review
Sully review
Rating: 3/5 To get into the spirit of this Clint Eastwood directed film, it helps to be familiar with 3 previous films of his. Unforgiven. Flags of our Fathers. American Sniper. All of them have a central theme similar to the one in this film, the difference being this film is more optimistic in its … Continue reading Sully review
The Anomalous Host 
