The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) and Pinocchio (1971) dual review

I couldn't... help myself. Watching the Disney film again made me curious about the other adaptations of Pinocchio. I heard the best one is this 6 episode miniseries Le avventure di Pinocchio (1972), but that's beyond my current capabilities because I don't understand Italian (and there doesn't seem to be any dubbed or subbed version … Continue reading The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) and Pinocchio (1971) dual review

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 Wokeness: 1 / 5 Got the urge to rewatch this after around 15 years since the last time (man it's been so long since I've seen this movie). Pretty much because I heard about this new Cruella movie Disney is making, which I'm currently not interested in seeing, because I have … Continue reading One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) review

The Hobbit (1977)

http://www.vhsisland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hobbit.jpg Rated: 4 / 5 "There's a magic in that music.""And it moves through me.""You feel the love of beautiful things.""To go and see the great mountains and hear the pine trees and waterfalls...""To wear a sword instead of a walking stick...""Just once..." https://tainthemeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-hobbit-1977-5.jpg https://www.yst.am/assets/images/movies/the_hobbit_1977/large-screenshot3.jpg The majority of the songs in this movie are pretty … Continue reading The Hobbit (1977)

My Top 25 Animated Films (not made by Disney, Laika, or Ghibli)

  So I tried to make this into a ranked list, from 25-1.  But I couldn't do it.  Because my enjoyment factor for this films is too dependent on my mood of the moment, which varies day by day.  So I'll just list them in a somewhat random order (except the last one, I save … Continue reading My Top 25 Animated Films (not made by Disney, Laika, or Ghibli)

Jumanji animated series (1996-1999) review

So you remember a while back when I did a review for both Jumanji movies, and briefly mentioned that there was an animated show back in the 90s?  Well, I finally got around to purchasing a copy, and watched the whole thing.  It was mainly nostalgia that drove me to revisit it more than curiosity.  … Continue reading Jumanji animated series (1996-1999) review

American Pie and The Killing Joke; dual R-rated reviews

Been a while. I've been pre-occupied with developing a fan-made expansion for an old board game from the late 70s, and still am. I'll eventually get around to posting more on that topic when it's closer to being finished. But anyway, reviews for some films that aren't in theaters. The first review is going to … Continue reading American Pie and The Killing Joke; dual R-rated reviews

Moana Review

Rated: 3/5 This movie is like Zootopia. The first 20 minutes is full of nothing but Disneyfied "I wanna live my dream, but my parent/parental figure says no" bullshit that we've seen hundreds of times in hundreds of other Disney movies. "I wanna go out into the vast ocean because of my dreams and curiosity!" … Continue reading Moana Review