Jumanji is one of my favorite films from the 90s. It's not just a good kid-flick, but a good film in general. So when I heard they were making a sequel to it, all I could think was, "Why?" Then I saw the trailer, and I thought, "WHY!?!?!?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QKg5SZ_35I My second thought was, "So this … Continue reading Jumanji (1995) and Welcome to the Jungle (2017) dual review
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 So I know what you're thinking. Will this review contain spoilers? You bet your ass it will. I'm gonna spoil the shit out of this movie. But before I do that, there's a few things I need to get off my chest. I'll put up a spoiler warning sign when I … Continue reading Star Wars: The Last Jedi review
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (1967) review
Rated: 4 / 5 "A love story of today." Well, maybe not so much anymore. Or maybe it is. This film has surprising relevancy to today, and I personally find that to be a bit sad. So, in case you haven't ever seen this movie, which I suggest you do considering I've given it a … Continue reading Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (1967) review
Top 20 Fight Scenes
Yep, a top whatever number list. This is by no means definitive, as I'm sure there are plenty of films out there I haven't seen that potentially have fight scenes better than what is listed here. However, I do consider myself to have enough knowledge and experience with action scenes throughout the years to make … Continue reading Top 20 Fight Scenes
Dredd (2012) review
Rated: 4/5 Intro Hey everyone (anyone) who follows this blog. Been a small while since I've posted. Well, some house remodeling has been going on, on top of my part time job temporarily becoming a full-time job. Haven't had much free time to get a hold of a movie that is worth reviewing in length. … Continue reading Dredd (2012) review
Brawl in Cell Block 99 review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Skip-able Intro So you remember when I said, "my next review is going to be on a very controversial film that you’ve probably never heard of that you’ll likely only be able to see on a porn site"? Well, guess I lied. I'm putting that on hold for a review or … Continue reading Brawl in Cell Block 99 review
American Sniper review
This is an older post I made a couple years back on another site. Figured I'd bring it over here, and salvage what I could of conversations that I had in response to it. I say "salvage" because at least one of those whom I was arguing with no longer has an account on the … Continue reading American Sniper review
Ladybugs (and a bonus mini) review
90s rated: 2.5/5 2017 rated: 3.5/5 So my initial interest in this film drew from information I had gathered that this is one of Rodney Dangerfield's best films, the others being Easy Money and Back to School. But when the film got going, all of a sudden I found another reason to get into it. … Continue reading Ladybugs (and a bonus mini) review
Blade Runner 1 and 2049 dual review
Blade Runner rated: 3.5/5 Blade Runner 2049 rated: 3/5 Like the first film, this one ended up bombing at the box office, even though it's ranked at #1 for the weekend (well thank fuck not that many dumbass kids and fucking bronies are giving My Little Pony that much fucking money). Will it gain as … Continue reading Blade Runner 1 and 2049 dual review
Golgo 13: The Professional review
Rated: 3.5/5 "Yes, if only I were like you, devoid of human sentiment." Now this! This is how you do a movie about an assassin! A heartless, emotionless, cold-blooded killer with no sympathy and feels no compassion for anyone, and only speaks when necessary. It's all about the job and finishing it. None of that, … Continue reading Golgo 13: The Professional review
The Anomalous Host 