The Hobbit (1977) Rated: 4 / 5 "There's a magic in that music.""And it moves through me.""You feel the love of beautiful things.""To go and see the great mountains and hear the pine trees and waterfalls...""To wear a sword instead of a walking stick...""Just once..." The majority of the songs in this movie are pretty … Continue reading The Hobbit (1977)

Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002) review

Rated: 4 / 5 This review is ported over from Letterboxd.  Just you you understand the context of some criticism I make later on in the review. "Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible." "That is the stupidest idea I ever heard. What if it rains? Ding-dong! You ever … Continue reading Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002) review

Moana Review

Rated: 3/5 This movie is like Zootopia. The first 20 minutes is full of nothing but Disneyfied "I wanna live my dream, but my parent/parental figure says no" bullshit that we've seen hundreds of times in hundreds of other Disney movies. "I wanna go out into the vast ocean because of my dreams and curiosity!" … Continue reading Moana Review