Rated: 4 / 5 This review is ported over from Letterboxd. Just you you understand the context of some criticism I make later on in the review. "Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible." "That is the stupidest idea I ever heard. What if it rains? Ding-dong! You ever … Continue reading Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002) review
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The Mule (2018) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 "You have to take time to enjoy these moments in life." "I think you enjoy these moments too much." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3fN5wvMtM It's films like these that are a bit difficult to review for me. Yeah it's a solid film, one of the best Eastwood has done since Gran Torino, which was a … Continue reading The Mule (2018) review
Bound (1996) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Alright, time to give women their due. There is a movie in existence from the 90s (well duh; you've probably read the title) directed by the Wachowski Brothers (as they were known as back then), which has two female protagonists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MldsqKGnLA One of them is a dike played by Gina Gershon. … Continue reading Bound (1996) review
Berserk (1997) anime review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 WARNING: If you haven't seen the show before and intend to watch it, SKIP THE FIRST EPISODE!!! That first episode should be the last episode, because it acts as a sort of epilogue to the entire fucking season (seriously, fuck them for putting that episode first and spoiling much of what … Continue reading Berserk (1997) anime review
Ghost Dad (1990), drunk review
Introduction, and go fuck yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgD6zNEyo1Q A couple weeks ago we were challenged by Anomalous Host to find a film for him to review. And he suggested, which is what we kicked off November with, Frankenstein & Me; some kind of a family film about a boy who wants to bring to life his own … Continue reading Ghost Dad (1990), drunk review
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956-2007) epic 4 film review, and what the films say about society then and now.
Analysis of the 4 Body Snatcher films from 1956 to 2007.
Gosnell (2018) review, and comparison to the book
Review of the film about the infamous abortionist. With Superman jokes!
Untamed Heart (1993) review
Off-Topic Introduction So the past few weeks I've been struggling to find something to write about. There's a few things I've been wanting to get to, but being a spur-of-the-moment kind of guy, I just couldn't summon the willpower to get to them. So first I'm thinking, "Hey, I've recently got through the original Star … Continue reading Untamed Heart (1993) review
Thief: The Dark Project (1999) Gold edition review
Rated: 4 / 5 This is a game I've been interested in trying for years now. Back in the early 2000s, a few friends of mine tried to get me into it, but to no avail for a couple of reasons. 1.) Every time my mother or father had purchased a computer, it was never … Continue reading Thief: The Dark Project (1999) Gold edition review
Lexx (1997-2002) series review
So having watched Babylon 5 and Farscape, I'm left wondering what else there is that is considered excellent among the best sci-fi shows ever made (ones that are live-action, have an actual ending, and isn't Star Trek, because Star Trek is the default sci-fi show to fall back on in every situation). I heard about … Continue reading Lexx (1997-2002) series review
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