Matilda (1996) review

Rated: 2.5 / 5 Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. One of those films … Continue reading Matilda (1996) review

The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) and Pinocchio (1971) dual review

I couldn't... help myself. Watching the Disney film again made me curious about the other adaptations of Pinocchio. I heard the best one is this 6 episode miniseries Le avventure di Pinocchio (1972), but that's beyond my current capabilities because I don't understand Italian (and there doesn't seem to be any dubbed or subbed version … Continue reading The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) and Pinocchio (1971) dual review

Sonic the Hedgehog (1996, 2020) dual film review

2020 movie rated: Fuck You / 5 Wokeness: 3 / 5 These types of films can suck my nuts. The same bullshit they pulled with Masters of the Universe, Super Mario Bros., the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, and Rocky & Bullwinkle, they now pull with this film. That whole fucking trend of taking a classic (for … Continue reading Sonic the Hedgehog (1996, 2020) dual film review

Bound (1996) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 Alright, time to give women their due.  There is a movie in existence from the 90s (well duh; you've probably read the title) directed by the Wachowski Brothers (as they were known as back then), which has two female protagonists. One of them is a dike played by Gina Gershon.  … Continue reading Bound (1996) review

Jumanji animated series (1996-1999) review

So you remember a while back when I did a review for both Jumanji movies, and briefly mentioned that there was an animated show back in the 90s?  Well, I finally got around to purchasing a copy, and watched the whole thing.  It was mainly nostalgia that drove me to revisit it more than curiosity.  … Continue reading Jumanji animated series (1996-1999) review