Rated: 3.5 / 5 Skip-able Intro So you remember when I said, "my next review is going to be on a very controversial film that you’ve probably never heard of that you’ll likely only be able to see on a porn site"? Well, guess I lied. I'm putting that on hold for a review or … Continue reading Brawl in Cell Block 99 review
So for those of you who thought I was going to review some classic horror film for the Halloween season, something like John Carpenter's Halloween, or Invasion of the Body Snatchers, or Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Puppet Master, etc, think again. That's too typical, and you've likely seen those films already … Continue reading Sonic, and Zombies, and Sexhogs, oh my!
Blade Runner rated: 3.5/5 Blade Runner 2049 rated: 3/5 Like the first film, this one ended up bombing at the box office, even though it's ranked at #1 for the weekend (well thank fuck not that many dumbass kids and fucking bronies are giving My Little Pony that much fucking money). Will it gain as … Continue reading Blade Runner 1 and 2049 dual review
Rated: 3/5 You give, and you give, and you give. It's just never enough. But if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till you're bleeding Not about to see your light Fancy that this film never uses any names. Just he, she, them, her, him, mother, father, … Continue reading Mother! review
Rated: 1/5 Introduction So, 16th anniversary of 9/11. Last year, I thought I had it all covered, with my reviews of United 93, World Trade Center, The Path to 9/11, and even Path to Paradise. There were a few others that I've seen that I won't review (because they're not worth seeing, much less reviewing), … Continue reading Loose Change: Final Cut review
1990 version rated: 3/5 2017 version rated: 3/5 Oh God has it been too long since I've witnessed a film that gives me so much material to work with for my review. So eager to type down my thoughts. Oh, and if you're wondering if there's going to be spoilers, you bet your ass there's … Continue reading It (1990 and 2017) film review
Source First off, let me get this out of the way, I have not seen every season of the show, nor have I read every book (only the first 2, and that's as far as I'm going). I've seen the first season in its entirety, bits and pieces of seasons 2-5, and have seen season … Continue reading My opinion on Game of Thrones so far.