Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey

Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey

Miss Sloane and The Brave One review

Rated: 2/5 I must confess, I had a bit of a special reason for wanting to watch this particular movie. I initially learned about it not via trailer, but via Steven Crowder. But then I did eventually watch the trailer. So, plot synopsis. The film is about a woman named Miss Sloan who is very … Continue reading Miss Sloane and The Brave One review

Patriots Day review

Rated: 4/5 Decided to spend the Trump inauguration watching this film. Easier said than done apparently, since a lot of other people thought to do the same, making the film sold out for the first showing of the day. Forcing me to get tickets to the next showing, which was more expensive. Hope you readers … Continue reading Patriots Day review

American Pie and The Killing Joke; dual R-rated reviews

Been a while. I've been pre-occupied with developing a fan-made expansion for an old board game from the late 70s, and still am. I'll eventually get around to posting more on that topic when it's closer to being finished. But anyway, reviews for some films that aren't in theaters. The first review is going to … Continue reading American Pie and The Killing Joke; dual R-rated reviews

Star Wars: Rogue One review and comparison to The Force Awakens

Rogue One Rated: 4/5 Rebellions are built on hope. So, after seeing that optimistic upbeat Rogue One image above, let's talk about The Force Awakens. That movie, honestly, wasn't as great as people are making it out to be. They're just excited that it's made better than at least two of the films in the … Continue reading Star Wars: Rogue One review and comparison to The Force Awakens

Hacksaw Ridge, Arrival, double feature review.

I've been drained of energy lately. The election has me all depressed. It's not who won that has me depressed, it's seeing all the reactions to who won that's got me depressed. Every single goddamn talk show is spewing bitchiness, bitterness, and hatred over the winner. People are rioting in the streets. Not that many … Continue reading Hacksaw Ridge, Arrival, double feature review.