Rated: 4 / 5 "Your bride is over 3000 years old." "She said she was 19!" This movie was made for me. I knew I would be in for a good time when the film opened with a fight sequence with Kevin Sorbo and his long chest-length "metal band" hair with heavy metal music being … Continue reading Kull the Conqueror (1997) review
Film Reviews
Reviews of films.
Red Sparrow (2018) review
One can't exactly bash the film for succeeding in its goal. But one can bash the film because reaching that goal isn't something to be proud of. And this film revels in it.
Rollerball (1975) review
Review of what could very well be the best film ever made about the dangers of corporate rule.
The War on Film Culture: Part 1: Boxing with Edison and Rector (1894-1897)
The early days of film with Thomas Edison, Enoch Rector, and the banning of boxing films.
Home Alone review
Rated 4 / 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4UwdlWozBw The film starts off with an eerie title sequence, beginning with a full moon with some dark clouds around it, which disappears as a lone blue 2D drawn house comes into view along with the title words "Home Alone," as the single window of the house lights up. It emanates … Continue reading Home Alone review
Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002) review
Rated: 4 / 5 This review is ported over from Letterboxd. Just you you understand the context of some criticism I make later on in the review. "Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible." "That is the stupidest idea I ever heard. What if it rains? Ding-dong! You ever … Continue reading Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002) review
The Mule (2018) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 "You have to take time to enjoy these moments in life." "I think you enjoy these moments too much." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3fN5wvMtM It's films like these that are a bit difficult to review for me. Yeah it's a solid film, one of the best Eastwood has done since Gran Torino, which was a … Continue reading The Mule (2018) review
Bound (1996) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Alright, time to give women their due. There is a movie in existence from the 90s (well duh; you've probably read the title) directed by the Wachowski Brothers (as they were known as back then), which has two female protagonists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MldsqKGnLA One of them is a dike played by Gina Gershon. … Continue reading Bound (1996) review
Ghost Dad (1990), drunk review
Introduction, and go fuck yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgD6zNEyo1Q A couple weeks ago we were challenged by Anomalous Host to find a film for him to review. And he suggested, which is what we kicked off November with, Frankenstein & Me; some kind of a family film about a boy who wants to bring to life his own … Continue reading Ghost Dad (1990), drunk review
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956-2007) epic 4 film review, and what the films say about society then and now.
Analysis of the 4 Body Snatcher films from 1956 to 2007.
The Anomalous Host 