Rated: 3/5 I heard good things about this, being a horror movie and all. And I tend to be very skeptical of horror films, because most of them suck. As it turns out, this did nothing to surprise me in that regard, because I don't think of this as a horror film. It's a suspense/thriller, … Continue reading Get Out review
Author: The Anomalous Host
Mass Effect 1 PC Review
Rated: 3/5 Don't worry, PC doesn't stand for politically correct. Went back and gave this game a play. Would've been a little more boring if I just played the same exact game from several years ago, so I mixed it up in the best way possible, modding. Didn't mod it extensively, just an HD mod. … Continue reading Mass Effect 1 PC Review
Wing Commander review
Rated: 2/5 So this PC version is from GOG.com, and uses DosBox. Well, this is a game that certainly shows its age from 1990, coming out 3 years before Doom, that had 360 degree movement. So in some respects, Doom is actually a step back in terms of gameplay compared to this game, but on … Continue reading Wing Commander review
Secret of Mana review
Rated: 3/5 So I played the SNES version, without the SNES, because I like being able to save when I want where I want. Anyway, the game is highly regarded as a classic and as one of the greatest JRPGs of all time. When I first started playing it, I had to agree. Mainly because … Continue reading Secret of Mana review
Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
Sober Rating: 1/5 Drunk Rating: 4/5 Introduction Yes, you read the title right. Drunk review. What's a drunk review in this case? Well I down a drink or two before the movie starts, then start watching the movie, and typing my thoughts down on it in real-time (occasionally pausing the movie if I have to … Continue reading Drunk review: 50 Shades of Grey
“Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Trump vs. Truth” 2-12-2017 critique
Mr. British Left "Because Time Warner Pays the Bills" Winger is back. And as spiteful of Trump as ever. Time to critique. And don't worry, I don't plan on making a weekly thing of this. I'm planning on making stuff like this just a once in a blue moon deal, because politics is stressful and … Continue reading “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Trump vs. Truth” 2-12-2017 critique
John Wick: Chapter 2 review
Rated: 3/5 Mind is feeling a bit fried after this one. So much action, so much shooting, all at a frenetic pace that doesn't let up. That's both a pro and a con. I do believe there is such a thing as too much action in a film. And I know I'm not the only … Continue reading John Wick: Chapter 2 review
Miss Sloane and The Brave One review
Rated: 2/5 I must confess, I had a bit of a special reason for wanting to watch this particular movie. I initially learned about it not via trailer, but via Steven Crowder. But then I did eventually watch the trailer. So, plot synopsis. The film is about a woman named Miss Sloan who is very … Continue reading Miss Sloane and The Brave One review
Computer Crash and Recovery
No review for now. Just wanna mention why I'm not currently making a blog post about a movie. It's because my buttfucking computer decided not to boot one day, and had me go through countermeasure after countermeasure trying to get the computer back up to speed. For anyone who's not interested in half-assed computer tech … Continue reading Computer Crash and Recovery
Patriots Day review
Rated: 4/5 Decided to spend the Trump inauguration watching this film. Easier said than done apparently, since a lot of other people thought to do the same, making the film sold out for the first showing of the day. Forcing me to get tickets to the next showing, which was more expensive. Hope you readers … Continue reading Patriots Day review
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