Rated: 3.5 / 5 There will be spoilers in this review. So if you haven't seen the movie yet, you have been warned. That being said, I'll be making up some bullshit so that you can't tell when I'm being serious and honest as opposed to sarcastic and busting your balls. So two Mexicans walk … Continue reading Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review
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The Shining (1980) review and analysis
Rated: 4.5 / 5 "I'm sorry to differ with you sir. But *you* are the Caretaker. You have *always* been the Caretaker. I should know sir, I have *always* been here." A lot of people tend to think of this film as a horror movie, or at the very least a thriller. About a family … Continue reading The Shining (1980) review and analysis
Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 So when this first came out, there were some mixed reactions to it. Then Captain Marvel came out, and a lot of people were like, "See Alita instead, it's way better." Then it went from that to, "Alita is the best female action movie of the year!" Like Captain Marvel was … Continue reading Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review
The Time Machine (1960 vs. 2002) review and comparison
1960 rated: 3.5 / 5 2002 rated: 2.5 / 5 So having rewatched this film and the 2002 remake, I figured now would be a good time to compare the two (ie state why this film is better than the remake). So first of all, right from the get-go, the protagonists have completely different motivations … Continue reading The Time Machine (1960 vs. 2002) review and comparison
Schindler’s List (1993) review
Rated: 2 / 5 Rather than telling a story with universal meaning, however, Spielberg has instead made what can only be called a "Jewish" film; that is, a film by Jews, about Jews, and for Jews to use against non-Jews. -- Greg Raven "It's human nature. 'We'll do this to avoid that.'" "That's what they … Continue reading Schindler’s List (1993) review
King of New York (1990) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 It was worth watching just to see Christopher Walken blow away David Caruso. Someone needs to make a meme out of that whenever he looks out the window of a car. With that out of the way... The opening moments are very solid. Just the presence Walken gives, that his is a man … Continue reading King of New York (1990) review
Pump Up The Volume (1990) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Do you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up? You know that feeling? That the whole country is like one inch away from saying, "That's it! Forget it!" Think about it, everything is polluted: the environment, the government, the schools; you name it. So begins this … Continue reading Pump Up The Volume (1990) review
Amazons (1986) drunk review
I guess I'm not done doing these types of reviews. Not yet. Maybe not ever, unless my liver gets fucked up somehow. I'm in the mood for some 80s sword and sorcery flicks. But not the ones that are in the top 5 that hold the highest standard for the rest. Those would be Conan: … Continue reading Amazons (1986) drunk review
John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019) review
If you want peace, prepare for war. Rated: 4 / 5 So I'm sitting in the theater, and watching all the trailer for the upcoming films this year. And I felt nothing. Felt no anger at all the PC feminist SJW NPC moments in practically all upcoming films. I'm burned out from being angry. I'm … Continue reading John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019) review
Shazam! (2019) and Venom (2018) review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 There is one vice of which no man in the world is free; which every one in the world loathes when he sees it in someone else; and of which hardly any people [...] ever imagine that they are guilty themselves. I have heard people admit that they are bad-tempered, or … Continue reading Shazam! (2019) and Venom (2018) review
The Anomalous Host 