Title should be self evident. These are my favorite shootouts in film history. And by shootouts, I mean there needs to be bullets flying everywhere and decimating both the flesh and the walls/doors/cars/glass. And what is it about them that makes them the best? Well, if it makes me want to watch them more than … Continue reading Favorite Movie Shootout Scenes
Film Reviews
Reviews of films.
Half-Drunk review of The Most Fucked Up Kid Flick Ever Made
So I'm reasonably blasted right now. Pretty sure I'd send my liver into a seizure if I drank anymore booze. ... Oh, who am I kidding? I could probably gulp down a few more shots and just be fucking dandy. I just re-experienced a fucked up kid flick from my childhood. Back in the early … Continue reading Half-Drunk review of The Most Fucked Up Kid Flick Ever Made
The Long Walk Home (1991)
Rated: 1.5 / 5 So I made this review on IMDB, which is currently getting processed. On the off-chance they're as bitchy as I've heard, and they terminate both it and my short-lived account, I'm putting it here. On the chance that the review stays and my account doesn't get terminated, I'm keeping it up … Continue reading The Long Walk Home (1991)
Dreamscape (1984) and Inception (2010) dual review
DREAMSCAPE Rated: 3 / 5 INCEPTION Rated: 3.5 / 5 I've been having a hard time finding my mojo with spontaneously writing up film reviews, even for those I've recently seen. I think it has something to do with this cocksucking Wuhan Chinese kung flu COVID (can operate vividly in death; I don't know, I'm … Continue reading Dreamscape (1984) and Inception (2010) dual review
Terminator: Genisys (2015) review
Older review from my deleted Letterboxd account, all the way back from 2015. Not that I needed to state that this review contains spoilers because of the shit those cocksucking trailers pulled, but this review contains spoilers. I could have watched fucking Inside Out. I had the gift certificate, I knew it was going to … Continue reading Terminator: Genisys (2015) review
The NeverEnding Story (1984) movie review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 Confession: I have not read the book. And I know a lot of people are going to say, "The book is way better! The movie only has half of the whole (never ending) story!" Fans of the book have a disliking for it, and the author of the book hates the … Continue reading The NeverEnding Story (1984) movie review
Carnosaur 1 & 2 (1993, 1995) review
Carnosaur (1993) Rated: 2.5 / 5 Well, after revisiting Tammy and the T-Rex, I got the urge to revisit these two films as well. The first one faced a rushed production and low budget in order to quickly get it into theaters prior to the (much deserved) hype Jurassic Park was generating about dinosaurs and … Continue reading Carnosaur 1 & 2 (1993, 1995) review
Why Jurassic Park is the Greatest Film of All Time
So, in 1993, Steven Spielberg would unleash the definitive dinosaur film (at least to this day) into the cinemas. A film that would set the standard for CG effects, a good portion of which are still effective to this day. Something everyone anticipated to be so big, Roger Corman funded a Jurassic Park knockoff that … Continue reading Why Jurassic Park is the Greatest Film of All Time
Closet Land (1991), and regarding interrogation films.
Rated: 2.5 / 5 Introduction So this is what I call an interrogation film. Films primarily about one, maybe two people trying to get information out of someone, and spending most of the film trying to do that. It's primarily courtroom dramas that are composed of this, with two lawyers (the prosecution and the defense) … Continue reading Closet Land (1991), and regarding interrogation films.
Color out of Space (2019) in 5 seconds
It's been a long time since I've done one of these. It's meant to be a joke, but you'll probably find it too disturbing to be funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTJ-9jsZQIU And just in case YouTube takes it down: https://www.bitchute.com/video/ArDvhhIJBjKY/
