Blade Runner rated: 3.5/5 Blade Runner 2049 rated: 3/5 Like the first film, this one ended up bombing at the box office, even though it's ranked at #1 for the weekend (well thank fuck not that many dumbass kids and fucking bronies are giving My Little Pony that much fucking money). Will it gain as … Continue reading Blade Runner 1 and 2049 dual review
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Golgo 13: The Professional review
Rated: 3.5/5 "Yes, if only I were like you, devoid of human sentiment." Now this! This is how you do a movie about an assassin! A heartless, emotionless, cold-blooded killer with no sympathy and feels no compassion for anyone, and only speaks when necessary. It's all about the job and finishing it. None of that, … Continue reading Golgo 13: The Professional review
The Last Boy Scout and 8 Man After dual review (football edition)
Are you ready for some football? I'm not. I've never really been a football fan. WWF/E, MMA, and Ice Hockey are my preferred sports for viewing. But regardless, it's difficult to avoid football when it's America's most popular sport, and when my dad watches it religiously. Plus there's the Super Bowl. So I get caught … Continue reading The Last Boy Scout and 8 Man After dual review (football edition)
Ender’s Game review and novel comparison
Rated: 2/5 WARNING: THIS REVIEW HAS SPOILERS FOR BOTH THE FILM AND THE NOVEL If I had seen this movie before I read the book, I would have thought it was just ok. But because I saw this after I read the book, I thought it wasn't all that great. The biggest problem this movie … Continue reading Ender’s Game review and novel comparison
Combat Shock and They Live dual review
So this particular dual review I'm doing at the behest of the 2 guys running the Slaughterfilm podcast. I got them to review a few of my recommendations in the past, so today I'm going to return the favor. They asked me to review Combat Shock (aka American Nightmares) from Troma films (likely the only … Continue reading Combat Shock and They Live dual review
Mother! review
Rated: 3/5 You give, and you give, and you give. It's just never enough. But if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till you're bleeding Not about to see your light Fancy that this film never uses any names. Just he, she, them, her, him, mother, father, … Continue reading Mother! review
Loose Change: Final Cut review
Rated: 1/5 Introduction So, 16th anniversary of 9/11. Last year, I thought I had it all covered, with my reviews of United 93, World Trade Center, The Path to 9/11, and even Path to Paradise. There were a few others that I've seen that I won't review (because they're not worth seeing, much less reviewing), … Continue reading Loose Change: Final Cut review
It (1990 and 2017) film review
1990 version rated: 3/5 2017 version rated: 3/5 Oh God has it been too long since I've witnessed a film that gives me so much material to work with for my review. So eager to type down my thoughts. Oh, and if you're wondering if there's going to be spoilers, you bet your ass there's … Continue reading It (1990 and 2017) film review
Mermaids (1990) review
Rated: 3/5 "Sometimes I feel like you're the child and I'm the grown up." "You know, sometimes being a mother really stinks. I don't always know what I'm doing. It's not like you and your sister came with a book of instructions. You know, if I can help you, tell me. I'll give it my … Continue reading Mermaids (1990) review
The Baby-Sitters Club (1995) review
Rated: 3/5 "Everybody knows us, because everybody uses us." No, that line isn't from a film about hookers. It's more innocent than that. The line is from a film about elementary to middle-school to junior high-school aged girls who run the Baby-Sitters Club. A club that takes phone calls from anyone in town who needs … Continue reading The Baby-Sitters Club (1995) review
The Anomalous Host 