James Bond films ranked worst to best

I'm not listing No Time to Die. Fuck that movie and the people who made it. It killed the Bond franchise. People can say what they want about how well-made it is objectively speaking, with the acting, action scenes, whatever else. But it did things that shouldn't be done in the 007 franchise. And considering … Continue reading James Bond films ranked worst to best

Goldeneye, and No Time To Die, in 5 seconds

Since I'm not looking forward to No Time To Die, I decided to revisit some of the older James Bond flicks. Well, finally got inspiration for making those "in 5 seconds" films that are usually not literally 5 seconds. Tempted to be an even bigger smartass and say "in 7 seconds," but that would still … Continue reading Goldeneye, and No Time To Die, in 5 seconds