Rated: 2.5 / 5 So when this first came out, there were some mixed reactions to it. Then Captain Marvel came out, and a lot of people were like, "See Alita instead, it's way better." Then it went from that to, "Alita is the best female action movie of the year!" Like Captain Marvel was … Continue reading Alita: Battle Angle (2019) review
Film Reviews
Reviews of films.
Song of the South (1946) non-review
Rated: 3 / 5 (calm, soft spoken, yet above a whisper) You know, I remember seeing this as a toddler, off of a VHS recording from a television broadcast, shown at a Daycare center at my school. I don't recall much of the live action bits (boring to kids like me at that age), but was … Continue reading Song of the South (1946) non-review
The Time Machine (1960 vs. 2002) review and comparison
1960 rated: 3.5 / 5 2002 rated: 2.5 / 5 So having rewatched this film and the 2002 remake, I figured now would be a good time to compare the two (ie state why this film is better than the remake). So first of all, right from the get-go, the protagonists have completely different motivations … Continue reading The Time Machine (1960 vs. 2002) review and comparison
Schindler’s List (1993) review
Rated: 2 / 5 Rather than telling a story with universal meaning, however, Spielberg has instead made what can only be called a "Jewish" film; that is, a film by Jews, about Jews, and for Jews to use against non-Jews. -- Greg Raven "It's human nature. 'We'll do this to avoid that.'" "That's what they … Continue reading Schindler’s List (1993) review
Suriyothai (2001) review
Rated: 4 / 5 Ok, let's get this out of the way first. America got royally fucked in the ass by Francis Ford Coppola on this one. We have a 2 hour cut of this film that is an absolute disgrace. Too much happens too quickly, it's almost impossible to get attached to any of … Continue reading Suriyothai (2001) review
King of New York (1990) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 It was worth watching just to see Christopher Walken blow away David Caruso. Someone needs to make a meme out of that whenever he looks out the window of a car. With that out of the way... The opening moments are very solid. Just the presence Walken gives, that his is a man … Continue reading King of New York (1990) review
Pump Up The Volume (1990) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Do you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up? You know that feeling? That the whole country is like one inch away from saying, "That's it! Forget it!" Think about it, everything is polluted: the environment, the government, the schools; you name it. So begins this … Continue reading Pump Up The Volume (1990) review
American Deep State (2019) review
So I received a message from The Strasson Group to watch an early screening of and review their film American Deep State: The Movie. A documentary about the Deep State and its war on Trump since the 2016 election, and up to when the film was released. Well, this might not be the review they … Continue reading American Deep State (2019) review
Amazons (1986) drunk review
I guess I'm not done doing these types of reviews. Not yet. Maybe not ever, unless my liver gets fucked up somehow. I'm in the mood for some 80s sword and sorcery flicks. But not the ones that are in the top 5 that hold the highest standard for the rest. Those would be Conan: … Continue reading Amazons (1986) drunk review
Chernobyl (2019) miniseries review
My take on the HBO miniseries Chernobyl.
The Anomalous Host 