Rated: 3 / 5 This is an old review from letterboxd (before my account was deleted). "Never tell a soldier he doesn't understand the casualties of war." Honestly, I thought that quote was more fitting than the one they used at the start of the movie: "In war, truth is the first casualty." Was looking … Continue reading Eye in the Sky (2015) review
Film Reviews
Reviews of films.
RE: WotW and Black Pilled’s white nationalist Joker critiques
So I made a review of that film Joker in the past. Like Star Wars: The Last Jedi, I thought that would be the end of my opinions on the film on this site. Like Star Wars: The Last Jedi, I thought wrong. Only this time, it's not some SJW dumbshits that I'm responding to. … Continue reading RE: WotW and Black Pilled’s white nationalist Joker critiques
Christmas, its songs, and the Greatest Christmas Movie of all Time
What is the meaning of Christmas? It's meaning has being altered (to put it lightly) over the centuries. Initially, it meant the day Christ was born (even though it's highly likely he wasn't born on December 25). The significance being to celebrate the birth of a man who would go on to make the world … Continue reading Christmas, its songs, and the Greatest Christmas Movie of all Time
Richard Jewell (2019) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 "Jewell fits the profile of the lone bomber. A frustrated white man who was a police wannabe who seeks to become a hero." If Steven Spielberg's 2018 film The Post is a message about the importance of the press and how they should never be suppressed from reporting the truth, then … Continue reading Richard Jewell (2019) review
Casper (1995) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 What's it like to die? Like... being born, only backwards. I actually liked this mid-90s kid flick. Not something you're going to hear me say too often, because aside from the animated Disney flicks, 9 times out of 10, 90s kid films sucked ass. The 3 Ninja movies sucked ass (though … Continue reading Casper (1995) review
Hey Arnold! (1996-2017) series and movie review
Series: 3.5 / 5 The Jungle Movie: 2 / 5 So let me get this out of the way, I've already reviewed the first Arnold movie. So I won't be covering that too heavily here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWviLPQ-snU The series itself, it's still good to this day. Episodic, without much need to watch the show in any … Continue reading Hey Arnold! (1996-2017) series and movie review
Angel Heart review
Rated: 4/5 WARNING: The analysis I do for this film makes spoilers inevitable. Watch this film one time through before reading this review. Or don't and just read this review first, I don't really give a shit. The important thing is that I gave you a spoiler warning so that you have no one to … Continue reading Angel Heart review
Joker (2019) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 (might go up on a rewatch) Look at this as a way to sneak a real movie in the studio system under the guise of a comic book film. -- Todd Phillips, director of Joker So this isn't going to be a review so much as just thoughts that spur to … Continue reading Joker (2019) review
Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 There will be spoilers in this review. So if you haven't seen the movie yet, you have been warned. That being said, I'll be making up some bullshit so that you can't tell when I'm being serious and honest as opposed to sarcastic and busting your balls. So two Mexicans walk … Continue reading Rambo: Last Blood (2019) review
The Shining (1980) review and analysis
Rated: 4.5 / 5 "I'm sorry to differ with you sir. But *you* are the Caretaker. You have *always* been the Caretaker. I should know sir, I have *always* been here." A lot of people tend to think of this film as a horror movie, or at the very least a thriller. About a family … Continue reading The Shining (1980) review and analysis
The Anomalous Host 