Rated: 2/5 "This Krispy Kreme, is the source of life." So that's not exactly how the quote goes, but it's pretty frikkin' close. This movie makes every opportunity it can to reference Krispy Kreme Donuts. Well if they're going to go that hard with in-movie advertising, then I'm going to do some in-review advertising. Minds.com, … Continue reading Power Rangers review
Author: The Anomalous Host
Might Morphin Power Rangers review
Rated: 3/5 I know what you're thinking. "Why don't you review the new Power Rangers movie?" Because fuck you, that's why! I don't wanna watch it! It looks like it's going to be terrible! ... Ugh, fine, I'll eventually get around to it, but not before revisiting this movie from my past. So I must … Continue reading Might Morphin Power Rangers review
King Kong Escapes review
Rated: 2/5 Just a mini-review this time. Been doing more hobby-time programming than watching films, and trying to finish playing GTA V so I can write a review for it, but Rockstar Games is filled with a bunch of cocksuckers who try to impede anyone from finishing the game if they either don't have a … Continue reading King Kong Escapes review
Kong: Skull Island review
aka: prequel to King Kong vs. Godzilla
The Red Pill review
Gender equality vs. gender superiority.
Logan review
Rated: 3/5 So, Hugh Jackman is finally retiring his character and giving it one last run in one final movie. How did the film fare? Well I guess the rating above oughta give you a hint. First let me briefly mention what my thoughts are with the other X-Men films. Origins < X1 < X3 … Continue reading Logan review
Get Out review
Rated: 3/5 I heard good things about this, being a horror movie and all. And I tend to be very skeptical of horror films, because most of them suck. As it turns out, this did nothing to surprise me in that regard, because I don't think of this as a horror film. It's a suspense/thriller, … Continue reading Get Out review
Mass Effect 1 PC Review
Rated: 3/5 Don't worry, PC doesn't stand for politically correct. Went back and gave this game a play. Would've been a little more boring if I just played the same exact game from several years ago, so I mixed it up in the best way possible, modding. Didn't mod it extensively, just an HD mod. … Continue reading Mass Effect 1 PC Review
Wing Commander review
Rated: 2/5 So this PC version is from GOG.com, and uses DosBox. Well, this is a game that certainly shows its age from 1990, coming out 3 years before Doom, that had 360 degree movement. So in some respects, Doom is actually a step back in terms of gameplay compared to this game, but on … Continue reading Wing Commander review
Secret of Mana review
Rated: 3/5 So I played the SNES version, without the SNES, because I like being able to save when I want where I want. Anyway, the game is highly regarded as a classic and as one of the greatest JRPGs of all time. When I first started playing it, I had to agree. Mainly because … Continue reading Secret of Mana review
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