https://www.gamesload.com/images/products/THQNordic/Elex_bg.jpg Rated: 4 / 5 Wokeness: 2 / 5 * Just got done doing a 50 hour spree playing a little hidden gem of an RPG called Elex, made by Piranha Bytes (guys who did the Gothic trilogy, of which only the first 2 games are good). Set in a partial sci-fi (via the Clerics … Continue reading Elex (2017) review
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Highlander II: The Bullshitening (1991) review
Rated: HAHAHAH! This is a film I avoided in the past because of its reputation for how bad it was. How much it disgraced the legacy and lore of Highlander. About as badly as Disney disgraced the legacy and lore of Star Wars. About as badly as Universal Pictures and MGM and Lashana Lynch will … Continue reading Highlander II: The Bullshitening (1991) review
Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling semi-drunk review
https://thegeekiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Rocko_Poster_Dated-731x1024.jpg Rated: 2 / 5 "Rocko doesn't need to get woke. It was woke enough."Punksthetic I was going to review this along with the series on the same post. But once I heard this line: Isn't it great how some things never change? My favorite show, and my favorite friends. Right, I think I'm going … Continue reading Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling semi-drunk review
Rocko’s Modern Life series review
I'll admit, I was kind of looking for a verbal fight when I got into a little discussion with CryptDaddy on Twitter. When he took the position of, "The Tiny Toon Adventures reboot will probably be good." All I could think was, "Yeah, sure, like the Teen Titans reboot, the Doug sequel, Powerpuff Girls sequel, … Continue reading Rocko’s Modern Life series review
Watchmen film and comic review and comparison
Comic rated: 5 / 5 The test of a politician's greatness is the success of his plans and enterprises -- in other words, his ability to reach his goal. Conversely, the theoretician's final goal can never be reached; human thought may grasp truths and envision ends that it sees with crystal clarity, even though such … Continue reading Watchmen film and comic review and comparison
Son of the Morning Star (1991) review
Rated: 4 / 5 Introduction (rant on things we once had in the past, but never will again) You know, I used to think the 90s had jack shit for television when it came to "made for TV movies and miniseries." But then I started thinking how much that changed ever since, I don't know, … Continue reading Son of the Morning Star (1991) review
The Hobbit (1977)
http://www.vhsisland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hobbit.jpg Rated: 4 / 5 "There's a magic in that music.""And it moves through me.""You feel the love of beautiful things.""To go and see the great mountains and hear the pine trees and waterfalls...""To wear a sword instead of a walking stick...""Just once..." https://tainthemeat.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/the-hobbit-1977-5.jpg https://www.yst.am/assets/images/movies/the_hobbit_1977/large-screenshot3.jpg The majority of the songs in this movie are pretty … Continue reading The Hobbit (1977)
Lensman: Secret of the Lens (1984) review
https://visocki.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/lensman_h.jpg Rated: 3 / 5 So Lensman has a very fascinating history to it that, in all honesty, is more interesting than the film itself. The film is based on a book series written from the 1930s and 1950s, which in turn inspired the Star Wars films, which in turn inspired this anime film that … Continue reading Lensman: Secret of the Lens (1984) review
Halo 1, 2, 3, and Reach (2001-2007, 2010) review
Introduction (skip this) For a long while, I've been wondering if I outgrew first person shooters. In all fairness, there's been a large gap between the games I played from my childhood, the last recent modern shooter, and today's shooters. Regarding most recent memory, the last ones I recall playing were Bioshock, Bioshock 3, Wolfenstein: … Continue reading Halo 1, 2, 3, and Reach (2001-2007, 2010) review
Mulan (2020) review, and comparison to the 1998 animated version
https://www.newdvdreleasedates.com/images/posters/large/mulan-2020-22.jpg Rated: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! https://www.yucatanalamano.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Mulan.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/aJmzCOOZYRwY0/giphy.gif Plot twist, "you" is Disney, and the "cow" is Mulan. I was so tempted to write this review the moment after I watched it. But I didn't, for a couple reasons. 1.) I wanted to rewatch the original 1998 animated version (which I did). 2.) Prioritized a board game I'm … Continue reading Mulan (2020) review, and comparison to the 1998 animated version
The Anomalous Host 
