I couldn't... help myself. Watching the Disney film again made me curious about the other adaptations of Pinocchio. I heard the best one is this 6 episode miniseries Le avventure di Pinocchio (1972), but that's beyond my current capabilities because I don't understand Italian (and there doesn't seem to be any dubbed or subbed version … Continue reading The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) and Pinocchio (1971) dual review
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Pinocchio (1940) review
Rated: 4.5 / 5 I may have to revise my top 50 films list after this. Yet another childhood film I haven't seen in a long time, only to fall in love with it all over against after all these decades. It's been a while since I've seen a film I thought was so good … Continue reading Pinocchio (1940) review
Alien (1979) analysis
Rated: 4 / 5 Wokeness: 1.5 / 5 This is a film I saw back in the day, well after I had seen and become a fan of its sequel Aliens (which is still my second favorite movie of all time). At the time I just thought this was a mediocre warmup to greatness, where … Continue reading Alien (1979) analysis
Critiquing Critics #1: One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)
Also known as Criticizing Critics, or Judging the Judges, or in some cases just being a dick. I miss being able to comment on other's comments, because they get too butthurt over it, and aren't willing to stand their ground and defend their position ('cause they know they're foundations are shaky, and if they didn't … Continue reading Critiquing Critics #1: One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)
One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Wokeness: 1 / 5 Got the urge to rewatch this after around 15 years since the last time (man it's been so long since I've seen this movie). Pretty much because I heard about this new Cruella movie Disney is making, which I'm currently not interested in seeing, because I have … Continue reading One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) review
Vampire’s Kiss (1988) 3rd party review
Admin Note: This review is not written by me. It is written by a user who goes by the name The Giant Claw. These are his opinions alone, and his review alone. The only thing I contributed was putting up the images, and doing some underlining and quote formatting. Enjoy an alternate opinion. The Giant … Continue reading Vampire’s Kiss (1988) 3rd party review
Sonic the Hedgehog (1996, 2020) dual film review
2020 movie rated: Fuck You / 5 Wokeness: 3 / 5 These types of films can suck my nuts. The same bullshit they pulled with Masters of the Universe, Super Mario Bros., the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, and Rocky & Bullwinkle, they now pull with this film. That whole fucking trend of taking a classic (for … Continue reading Sonic the Hedgehog (1996, 2020) dual film review
Children Who Chase Lost Voices (2011) review
Full title is Children Who Chase Lost Voices From Deep Below. Rated: 3 / 5 There are times when I end up just watching some random anime out of the blue. If I had known this was going to be one of those CG animated flicks (that pretends to be hand-drawn, and actually does a … Continue reading Children Who Chase Lost Voices (2011) review
The Last of the Mohicans (1992) review
Rated: 4 / 5 Wokeness: 1 / 5 I wish I could make a review where I go satisfactorily in-depth with discussing the themes and such, and be intelligent about drawing parallels to today's society with what this film has to offer beyond just surface level entertainment (of which there is plenty). But I don't … Continue reading The Last of the Mohicans (1992) review
Prancer (1989) review
Rated: 1.5 / 5 So this is a film about a girl who finds a reindeer in the woods, that was wounded from hunters shooting at it. And she believes this reindeer to be Prancer, Santa's missing reindeer. And she does all she can to nurse it back to health and reunite it with Santa … Continue reading Prancer (1989) review
The Anomalous Host 