Gojira (1954/1956) and Godzilla 1985 (aka Return of Godzilla) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 (either version, though we all know the Japanese Gojira version is superior) So I grew up with the English VHS version of this film, which has the usual English dub that may or may not be hilarious to listen to.  It was several years ago I found out that the American … Continue reading Gojira (1954/1956) and Godzilla 1985 (aka Return of Godzilla) review

In China, Life is Cheap… But Toilet Paper is Expensive

Rated: 2.5 / 5 Honestly, I never thought I'd come upon a news story that would make me think of a movie.  A movie with a limited indy release in 1990 titled Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper is Expensive.  A film that is basically an allegory for how life in China sucks, and how … Continue reading In China, Life is Cheap… But Toilet Paper is Expensive

Godzilla (2014) and Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) review

Get ready everybody, because this is one of those reviews where I become completely unhinged and truly live up to my politically incorrect label.  I must bring balance to the force (and will likely do so again whenever I get around to reviewing Disney Star Wars IX: The Disney Hard-On). Rated: 3.5 / 5 I'm … Continue reading Godzilla (2014) and Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) review

The International (2009) and its relevance

Rated: 3.5 / 5 Made after the 2008 housing market crash, this is a film that hasn't lost a single ounce of relevance.  It's a corporate thriller about a corrupt bank, and the efforts to expose the corruption and put those who are responsible in prison.  Problem is, any potential witness, and potential whistle-blower, gets … Continue reading The International (2009) and its relevance

Eye in the Sky (2015) review

Rated: 3 / 5 This is an old review from letterboxd (before my account was deleted). "Never tell a soldier he doesn't understand the casualties of war." Honestly, I thought that quote was more fitting than the one they used at the start of the movie: "In war, truth is the first casualty." Was looking … Continue reading Eye in the Sky (2015) review

RE: WotW and Black Pilled’s white nationalist Joker critiques

So I made a review of that film Joker in the past.  Like Star Wars: The Last Jedi, I thought that would be the end of my opinions on the film on this site.  Like Star Wars: The Last Jedi, I thought wrong.  Only this time, it's not some SJW dumbshits that I'm responding to.  … Continue reading RE: WotW and Black Pilled’s white nationalist Joker critiques

Christmas, its songs, and the Greatest Christmas Movie of all Time

What is the meaning of Christmas?  It's meaning has being altered (to put it lightly) over the centuries.  Initially, it meant the day Christ was born (even though it's highly likely he wasn't born on December 25).  The significance being to celebrate the birth of a man who would go on to make the world … Continue reading Christmas, its songs, and the Greatest Christmas Movie of all Time

Richard Jewell (2019) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 "Jewell fits the profile of the lone bomber.  A frustrated white man who was a police wannabe who seeks to become a hero." If Steven Spielberg's 2018 film The Post is a message about the importance of the press and how they should never be suppressed from reporting the truth, then … Continue reading Richard Jewell (2019) review

Casper (1995) review

Rated: 3.5 / 5 What's it like to die? Like... being born, only backwards. I actually liked this mid-90s kid flick.  Not something you're going to hear me say too often, because aside from the animated Disney flicks, 9 times out of 10, 90s kid films sucked ass.  The 3 Ninja movies sucked ass (though … Continue reading Casper (1995) review

Hey Arnold! (1996-2017) series and movie review

Series: 3.5 / 5 The Jungle Movie: 2 / 5 So let me get this out of the way, I've already reviewed the first Arnold movie.  So I won't be covering that too heavily here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWviLPQ-snU The series itself, it's still good to this day.  Episodic, without much need to watch the show in any … Continue reading Hey Arnold! (1996-2017) series and movie review