Older review from my deleted Letterboxd account, all the way back from 2015. Not that I needed to state that this review contains spoilers because of the shit those cocksucking trailers pulled, but this review contains spoilers. I could have watched fucking Inside Out. I had the gift certificate, I knew it was going to … Continue reading Terminator: Genisys (2015) review
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X-COM: UFO Defense (1994), XCOM: Enemy Unknown (2012) dual review
UFO Defense Rated: 5 / 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhPDc1gbP5k When it comes to the original X-COM: UFO Defense game, I am terrified of playing it ever again. Not because the game is too tense for me (though it does get tense as hell). It's because when I finally sat down one morning at about 9am or so, … Continue reading X-COM: UFO Defense (1994), XCOM: Enemy Unknown (2012) dual review
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (2004) review, and mod notes
Rated: 4 / 5 This is not a simple game to get into. What I mean by that is, there's no way to play this game without modding it. It would be too buggy otherwise. So your experiences may differ depending on which version you get a hold of (and how you mod it). You … Continue reading Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (2004) review, and mod notes
The NeverEnding Story (1984) movie review
Rated: 2.5 / 5 Confession: I have not read the book. And I know a lot of people are going to say, "The book is way better! The movie only has half of the whole (never ending) story!" Fans of the book have a disliking for it, and the author of the book hates the … Continue reading The NeverEnding Story (1984) movie review
Carnosaur 1 & 2 (1993, 1995) review
Carnosaur (1993) Rated: 2.5 / 5 Well, after revisiting Tammy and the T-Rex, I got the urge to revisit these two films as well. The first one faced a rushed production and low budget in order to quickly get it into theaters prior to the (much deserved) hype Jurassic Park was generating about dinosaurs and … Continue reading Carnosaur 1 & 2 (1993, 1995) review
Why Jurassic Park is the Greatest Film of All Time
So, in 1993, Steven Spielberg would unleash the definitive dinosaur film (at least to this day) into the cinemas. A film that would set the standard for CG effects, a good portion of which are still effective to this day. Something everyone anticipated to be so big, Roger Corman funded a Jurassic Park knockoff that … Continue reading Why Jurassic Park is the Greatest Film of All Time
Closet Land (1991), and regarding interrogation films.
Rated: 2.5 / 5 Introduction So this is what I call an interrogation film. Films primarily about one, maybe two people trying to get information out of someone, and spending most of the film trying to do that. It's primarily courtroom dramas that are composed of this, with two lawyers (the prosecution and the defense) … Continue reading Closet Land (1991), and regarding interrogation films.
The Color out of Space (2019) review
Rated: 3 / 5 (maybe 3.5 if I was feeling generous) "West of Arkham the hills rise wild, and there are valleys with deep woods that no axe has ever cut. There are dark narrow glens where the trees slope fantastically, and where thin brooklets trickle without ever having caught the glint of sunlight. When … Continue reading The Color out of Space (2019) review
Godzilla vs. Destroyah (1995)
Rated: 4 / 5 "I've a feeling this is going to be Godzilla's last fight." -- Miki This is it folks. The final film in the Heisei era Godzilla films. And it's currently my favorite Godzilla film ever. Yep, even compared to the original. That being said, my taste in films is a bit simplistic … Continue reading Godzilla vs. Destroyah (1995)
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993) and Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla (1994) dual review
Rated: 3 / 5 Ok, so this film grew on me after previous viewings. This is one of the few emotionally charged Godzilla films out there, though you wouldn't know it until the last quarter of the movie. And yes, the emotional factor of baby Godzilla with adult Godzilla got to me a bit on … Continue reading Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993) and Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla (1994) dual review
The Anomalous Host 