Dreamscape (1984) and Inception (2010) dual review

DREAMSCAPE Rated: 3 / 5 INCEPTION Rated: 3.5 / 5 I've been having a hard time finding my mojo with spontaneously writing up film reviews, even for those I've recently seen.  I think it has something to do with this cocksucking Wuhan Chinese kung flu COVID (can operate vividly in death; I don't know, I'm … Continue reading Dreamscape (1984) and Inception (2010) dual review

Terminator: Genisys (2015) review

Older review from my deleted Letterboxd account, all the way back from 2015. Not that I needed to state that this review contains spoilers because of the shit those cocksucking trailers pulled, but this review contains spoilers. I could have watched fucking Inside Out. I had the gift certificate, I knew it was going to … Continue reading Terminator: Genisys (2015) review

The NeverEnding Story (1984) movie review

Rated: 2.5 / 5 Confession: I have not read the book.  And I know a lot of people are going to say, "The book is way better!  The movie only has half of the whole (never ending) story!"  Fans of the book have a disliking for it, and the author of the book hates the … Continue reading The NeverEnding Story (1984) movie review

Carnosaur 1 & 2 (1993, 1995) review

Carnosaur (1993) Rated: 2.5 / 5 Well, after revisiting Tammy and the T-Rex, I got the urge to revisit these two films as well. The first one faced a rushed production and low budget in order to quickly get it into theaters prior to the (much deserved) hype Jurassic Park was generating about dinosaurs and … Continue reading Carnosaur 1 & 2 (1993, 1995) review

Why Jurassic Park is the Greatest Film of All Time

So, in 1993, Steven Spielberg would unleash the definitive dinosaur film (at least to this day) into the cinemas. A film that would set the standard for CG effects, a good portion of which are still effective to this day. Something everyone anticipated to be so big, Roger Corman funded a Jurassic Park knockoff that … Continue reading Why Jurassic Park is the Greatest Film of All Time

Closet Land (1991), and regarding interrogation films.

Rated: 2.5 / 5 Introduction So this is what I call an interrogation film.  Films primarily about one, maybe two people trying to get information out of someone, and spending most of the film trying to do that.  It's primarily courtroom dramas that are composed of this, with two lawyers (the prosecution and the defense) … Continue reading Closet Land (1991), and regarding interrogation films.

The Color out of Space (2019) review

Rated: 3 / 5 (maybe 3.5 if I was feeling generous) "West of Arkham the hills rise wild, and there are valleys with deep woods that no axe has ever cut. There are dark narrow glens where the trees slope fantastically, and where thin brooklets trickle without ever having caught the glint of sunlight. When … Continue reading The Color out of Space (2019) review

Godzilla vs. Destroyah (1995)

Rated: 4 / 5 "I've a feeling this is going to be Godzilla's last fight." -- Miki This is it folks.  The final film in the Heisei era Godzilla films.  And it's currently my favorite Godzilla film ever.  Yep, even compared to the original.  That being said, my taste in films is a bit simplistic … Continue reading Godzilla vs. Destroyah (1995)

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993) and Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla (1994) dual review

Rated: 3 / 5 Ok, so this film grew on me after previous viewings.  This is one of the few emotionally charged Godzilla films out there, though you wouldn't know it until the last quarter of the movie.  And yes, the emotional factor of baby Godzilla with adult Godzilla got to me a bit on … Continue reading Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993) and Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla (1994) dual review