Rated: 4/5 "This your first trip?""Mhm.""Well don't worry, things hardly ever fuck up around here." Ah, this movie never ceases to entertain me. For multiple reasons. You watch this initially (with a naïve 90's youthful mindset), you view it a certain way, like you would Starship Troopers. Fun action scenes. A guy who has been … Continue reading Total Recall (1990); thoughts
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Life After Fighting (2024) thoughts
Rated: 3.5 / 5 So I'm going to be spoiling the finale of this film. Short version: it has some pretty good fight sequences, even if they run a bit too long and the protagonist takes too long to start using force strong enough to start executing the bad guys, and it's worth a watch. … Continue reading Life After Fighting (2024) thoughts
John Wick 4: Chapter 4 (2023) thoughts
Not the official poster. Rated: 3 2.5 / 5 Antiwhite level: 2 / 5 So I've reviewed the second and third films in this franchise, both of which I enjoyed (as well as the first film). But I was worried that the franchise was going to suffer some serious fatigue after the previous one. The … Continue reading John Wick 4: Chapter 4 (2023) thoughts
Top Gun: Maverick (2022) thoughts
Ignore the incorrect release date. Rated: 3.5 / 5 Wokeness: 2.5 / 5 I thought it would be another 5-8 years before films of this quality started coming out again. Films with honest-to-God effort behind them. Sure that effort isn't seen in the story or character department, at least beyond my standards of B-movie fare; … Continue reading Top Gun: Maverick (2022) thoughts
The Hunted (2003) review
The tagline is hilarious, because the alternate one is, "Some men should not be found." But it could be worse, like, "If you're it... you're dead!" Rated: 3.5 / 5 One of the most underrated movies out there. I honestly don't get the hate people have for this. The hatred isn't because the camerawork is … Continue reading The Hunted (2003) review
James Bond films ranked worst to best
I'm not listing No Time to Die. Fuck that movie and the people who made it. It killed the Bond franchise. People can say what they want about how well-made it is objectively speaking, with the acting, action scenes, whatever else. But it did things that shouldn't be done in the 007 franchise. And considering … Continue reading James Bond films ranked worst to best
Brawl in Cell Block 99 review
Rated: 3.5 / 5 Skip-able Intro So you remember when I said, "my next review is going to be on a very controversial film that you’ve probably never heard of that you’ll likely only be able to see on a porn site"? Well, guess I lied. I'm putting that on hold for a review or … Continue reading Brawl in Cell Block 99 review
Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
Rated: 2/5 I had to take a shit after watching this movie. That ought to let you know what my thoughts are about it if the rating wasn't enough. But first, the positives, while they still linger in my mind. The Review The scene where Beast gets the idea to show Belle the library after … Continue reading Beauty and the Beast (2017) review, and thoughts on subliminal messages.
The Anomalous Host 