"If you must blink, do it now." Like we needed you to tell us that. Yeah it's not bad. Wouldn't say I thought it was quite the masterpiece others have made it out to be, but it's better than the second batch of trailers led me to believe. When I saw the first trailer for … Continue reading Kubo and the Two Strings Review
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Ben-Hur (2016) Review
This has nothing to do with the movie, but I've been listening to the hell out of this bitchin' song: Oh my God. I had a feeling this was going to be bad, walked into it expecting to be bad. It did turn out to be bad. But, I mean, wow, this went bad in … Continue reading Ben-Hur (2016) Review
Baskin Review
"Hell is not a place you go. You carry Hell with you at all times." What do you get when you mix The Blair Witch Project with Silent Hill and Jacob's Ladder (though Silent Hill did rip off the latter film)? The many flavors of Baskin, presented by Batman's sidekick: Red Blood Bloody Eggs Roadkill … Continue reading Baskin Review
The Anomalous Host 